I want those points back.
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I want those points back.
We all have to make sacrifices as Americans, Chris. 🙄
Every journalist who legitimizes it is doing harm.
@hulu Get this Bible freak off my TV
The fuck
She's like top 10 Very Bad Online People
We ride at dawn
She could make a potato sack look amazing.
Truly, one of the most beautiful humans I've ever seen.
There is no such thing as the department of war.
Clues
That is the saddest list I've ever seen.
Except SNL.
I just can't quit you.
Really good sex
Pasta
Champagne
-Bonus points if you get all these on the same night.
awwww
TALK ABOUT THE SHOES, JON
I'm rewatching it as I scroll, waiting for glue to dry under the glass, but I just wanna say how MARVELOUS it is that the most recent installment of one of the bro-iest action movies in history is an OBVIOUS criticism of toxic masculinity.
....and the only actor with a human face is female.
The howling you hear at the moon isn't coming from the wolf den. Our intern Todd is a goth.
Chili's has an excellent bar, though. Lots of fun drinks.
They have like 3 Mexican items, lol. Fajitas, maybe a salad, some tacos. They're fine, but even Taco Bell has a better claim to being a Mexican food place.
Instant Kohl's Cash?
Hoooooboy, the economy is FUCKED
They're known for ribs. RIBS.
I'd classify them as straight American (where the menu always includes tacos, pasta, ribs, salad, Asian food). Nothing more.
Can't they just trade
Tomorrow night many friends and loved ones are doing this for me and it would be lovely if you shared this and tuned in. I don’t even know the full schedule, by design, so I will be as surprised and delighted as you.
I am really humbled by the support I’ve gotten. I will try to live up to it.
Chili's is NOT Mexican.
Nope.
Mr President sir, this is your top aide speaking. I am begging you to keep saying this brilliant line.
I like a lot of things about Shrinking but my favorite is that it seems to be making Harrison Ford happy. The guy always looks like he's having a blast
This administration is committing Watergate level crimes multiple times per week—and those are the ones we know about. It’s crazy to think about what else will come out after.
It’s absolutely essential these criminals are held responsible for their crimes. We must end elite impunity.
I'm DEAD 💀
men suck
Bad things happen when your bar is on the floor.
Literally every other post on Pinterest is an ad for Zepbound or Wegovy and BITCH IF YOU DIDN'T MAKE THIS SHIT $600 A MONTH, DO YOU THINK YOU'D NEED TO ADVERTISE