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He/Him Artist/Youtuber/Game Reviewer/TTRPG Maker Main Channel: http://www.youtube.com/@alzorath

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100% agree, frankly "unfocused tab" would be near the bottom of my list for intermittent issues with viewer counts - though I sadly don't have enough sample data to really make a properly educated guess (my suspects would be more in the realm of bugs with concurrent stream limits or even extensions)

15.03.2026 03:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

okay, so it's a nothing-burger article too - tiny heavily biased sample size, and it reads more as an advertisement than actual journalism (much less research).

15.03.2026 02:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Never related to a meme harder than I do with this one right now

14.03.2026 01:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 3415 ๐Ÿ” 1020 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21 ๐Ÿ“Œ 80

Think this is my first time absolutely regretting trying off-brand for my wintergreen mints... These taste like if LaCroix and FunDip Sticks made a wintergreen mint...

It tastes like chalk that was within a mile of a pile of sugar that happened to hear of wintergreen from a friend of a friend.

14.03.2026 06:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I get irritated at "ai agents" (gen-ai helpdesk specifically), I sure as hell don't want to deal with their underpowered cousins in my games. (haven't read the article... just find the topic ridiculous)

13.03.2026 10:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

America - where a $5 problem is solved by a shit gen-ai bot, 10 minutes of a customer service rep's time, and costs the company $40 ($35+shipping)...

And let's be honest, I don't want to put together a second one of these, but at this point I'm fucking going to out of spite lol.

13.03.2026 10:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wish they'd add me to those lists (I'm openly anti-genai, but anytime I mention it on main, all I get is followed by a bunch of genai bots that I subsequently block lol)

(I personally get the most joy when I look at who's blocking me, but they're following one of my channel accounts lol)

11.03.2026 23:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I do find it funny to see what kind of people block me/add me to lists - literally the only negative list I'm on is a bit of a badge of honor though (it's a list called "haters" that is full of LGBTQ+ folks and allies who spoke out against an alt-right game dev who went full grumm/asmond)

11.03.2026 23:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Am I the only one that really gets creeped out when watching weird parasocial stuff, even if it's from the sidelines?

It's cool to be a fan, but a single creator shouldn't be the subject of 90% of your online interactions (this goes for hate-watchers too)

11.03.2026 08:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No One said they were irresponsible (in fact I explicitly stated it was their content strategy, which is the exact opposite)

It is however irresponsible to conflate demonstrating good mechanics and giving proper critique with "just talking about what they like" - it's a chasm of difference.

11.03.2026 05:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"C'mon Bunny" is one of those soundbytes glued in my eternal memory, right alongside the zelda item find noise and "Kweh!"

10.03.2026 23:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My job is to review games, BUT I also understand my reach gives me a responsibility to my community - do I want to spend my limited time tearing down a bad actor and giving them "hate sales", or do I want to spend my time showing off good/interesting mechanics and giving critique for improvement.

10.03.2026 23:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That said, I don't begrudge other people covering bad games, it has its place, and it is important to call out unethical devs - and I have done the latter on games I have covered because I can say "they did this good thing, but" (none of the dighom games passed this litmus test for me)

10.03.2026 23:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Guarantee their coverage of the crap games (and even the subsequent legal issues) actually gave digital homicide more sales (and it would be worse nowadays) - doubly true because Sterling was known for covering 'bad games' at the time.

All that hurt in the long run, was the final shutdown by Valve.

10.03.2026 23:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Voices are in my head ๐Ÿ˜ญ
The Voices are in my head ๐Ÿ˜ญ YouTube video by JAYBAYBAY

For some reason, that immediately made my brain go to cannibals in party animals lol ( took me a minute to find a clip: www.youtube.com/shorts/4bceO... )

10.03.2026 13:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I generally follow the rule of "If I can't mention a redeeming quality, then I don't mention the title" - This is because even giving it air time, gives it attention, and probably sales.

And pretty much, ai-slop negates redeeming qualities.

10.03.2026 12:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 02:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1840 ๐Ÿ” 662 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14 ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

These aren't so much the cards that 'represent me', but rather what shaped my expectations and experiences playing the game (some honorable mentions: Labyrinth Minotaur, Mesa Pegasus, Lure, Jangling Automaton, Coat of Arms, Venom, etc.)

06.03.2026 07:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Okay - question - how do you re-seal bagged food?

I'm a bit neurotic about it (I fold mine over in wedges and crease it while using a clip - to the point that it makes it water tight), since the goal is to keep air/bacteria/mold OUT, not just keep food in.

The amount of 'scrunch/roll' I see...

06.03.2026 06:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why have I not heard about this before? Creative Mode and Dungeoneering mode sound like they have a real "Mario Maker" approach (the campaign mode seems neat too - but depending on level of flexibility the other two modes could possibly hit above their weight)

04.03.2026 13:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Instead of "this meeting could have been an email" - "this game could have been single player" and "this game could have been peer to peer"

99% of the time Live service just feels like maximizing inconvenience and cost for a 1% shot at getting whales for 6 months before the servers shut down.

03.03.2026 21:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's an eerily comical one too lol (seen it with people wondering why they got dinged for BG3 on youtube - and they were playing it without the nudity censorship on...)

03.03.2026 20:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Any more artifacting and we'd have a fight between Indiana Jones and Lara Croft...

03.03.2026 03:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm at a loss for words...

03.03.2026 03:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

GameDev groups are wild... I'm in a few and they all are this weird mix of actual game devs asking for marketing advice, gameplay feedback, etc. and the most unhinged shit you've ever seen (seriously, just scrolled past someone asking how they can they can get literal porn to be M instead of AO)

03.03.2026 03:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If memory serves, even Team Rocket would be weirded out by the alt-right (kind of in the same vein as The Joker's response to Red Skull)

03.03.2026 01:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Steam Keys (Steamworks Documentation)

Some advice for new devs:

I can't "review" your game if I don't have access to it. (most use partner.steamgames.com/doc/features... - "beta package keys" to access the latest release candidate)

Demos cannot be used to accurately review the full game.

Contact early, not the day before/of release.

02.03.2026 20:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd sooner trust the baron at this point... the bar is that low.

02.03.2026 19:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We should be judging everyone that commits war crimes...

02.03.2026 19:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought the series had died... the originals were dumb, but this smells like the target audience is 40 year old teenagers who are stuck somewhere between Asmongold streams and a Joe Rogan fan subreddit

02.03.2026 18:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0