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Jeff Long

@noods.zip

dev / varmint / noodle lover

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Sorry I meant you look good for an _animaniac_

05.02.2026 22:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yessssss DUNNUNUNUNU,NUH DUNNUUNUNUNUU,NUH CUT AWAAYYY, CUT AWAYYY

12.08.2025 22:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Come on Google do you have to correct every little damn mistake I make I am only human, let me live my life

12.08.2025 22:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Just wait a god damn second, have I been using women’s golf balls this whole time?!

11.06.2025 01:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I swear it's not covid this time.

13.05.2025 18:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Take a look at Zellij, have been loving it.

13.05.2025 18:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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Why you gotta make me think of this again...

13.05.2025 18:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I triple bogied this hole.

I triple bogied this hole.

Beautiful day to be out there shanking some balls.

06.05.2025 02:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And it still doesn't belong on this plane.

02.05.2025 16:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This sounds great and all, but why garlic bread in the park and not unlimited breadsticks at Olive Garden?

02.05.2025 03:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Closed won't fix

15.04.2025 19:01 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Next time you struggle with a workout remember that sweat is just jira tickets leaving the body

15.04.2025 18:47 👍 91 🔁 12 💬 3 📌 1
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Hey what the hell

03.04.2025 16:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Shit.

31.03.2025 17:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

10k posts left behind, you're too fast for AI. Unbelievable.

31.03.2025 17:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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How do I post a community note on this thing.

31.03.2025 17:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

imagine dragon these heartworm meds out of the drawer every morning

31.03.2025 17:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I left my Signal open last night and someone spray painted it then lit it on fire, something must be done.

31.03.2025 17:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A chocolate chip cookie dough flavored protein bar belonging to someone named David.

A chocolate chip cookie dough flavored protein bar belonging to someone named David.

Tried the expensive protein bar, pretty gross. Great macros, but for the price and taste still can't beat Barebells. Feels like I'm stealing someones food too, sorry Dave.

21.03.2025 20:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wait it’s pepto bismol not pepto bismo?

21.02.2025 03:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wait, NOT included... still shitty. Feels bad going through that.

05.02.2025 22:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh man I'm sorry, that's rough. Hopefully something better around the corner.

05.02.2025 22:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hate it when I log into the AWS console and it randomly decides to default my region to Skibidi Ohio...

24.01.2025 22:19 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Real bummer about bluesky shutting down... this RedNote app is a great alternative though!

16.01.2025 22:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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If you buy a 3d printer, you too can be the proud owner of a gold Picolas Cage

10.01.2025 01:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Only 15 minutes?

08.01.2025 23:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A competent team with a realistic chance at winning championships would keep fans from selling tickets. You know what doesn't help? Telling everyone you only care about selling tickets.

08.01.2025 18:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Rubber duck programming is great, but I prefer Caleb Williams programming. “Ok Caleb so by calling reduce here, an accum..” <sacked for loss of 13 yards>

07.01.2025 22:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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In one hour it will be 2025, and you know what that means. That’s right, Xfinity is about to bless me with more data!

01.01.2025 07:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Absolutely wild that Tory gets snubbed here.

31.12.2024 23:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0