Boymeat

my favorite joke about being bisexual is that I've fucked twice as many Sams and Chrises as the rest of you

alright time to stop going online and start buying hard copy gay porn

might be an ohio thing. i also don't have DMs unless i submit to "age verification". if it's a timed quiz on how to file tax form 1099, i can ace that shit but I'm not giving them private data

i can't look at gay porn on here anymore?? might stop logging on, that was legit 60-70 percent of the draw for me

Irvine, CA. imagine a whole city with no sidewalks because poors use those, ew. godforsaken place.

craven need to kiss the side of someone's neck affectionately

they literally rode off into a rainbow and then it said THE END. like. dudes rock

i was telling my brother about reading moby dick and he said "i love when moby dick said 'its mobin time' and dicked all over the place" and i busted up

also spent some good amount of time walking around town, smoking cigs with my buddy on his stoop and just enjoying the weather. great way to spend an afternoon, i highly recommend it

i just saw a theater release of A Chinese Ghost Story (1987) and can i just say that shit ruled so hard Hong Kong action movies whip, they're showing the sequels next month and I am pumped

get surveillance camera footage of myself sold into somewhat fewer FRS databases by being a shitty data point

new rabbit hole will be finding ir reflective fabric, might be ordering a few samples from the suppliers that car cover manufacturers buy from

really starting to seem like i need to sew some ir reflective fabric into my hats and coat collars

okay got it. easy. fuck the calfskin wallet, kill the wasp crawling on my arm while i’m watching television, marry the tortoise laying on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without my help

the way this evangelion podcaster just said the word "mother" made the queer meaning of the term smash into the eva themes of it like a train crash

i feel like we don't give most drugs their due. i will, however. also smoke weed.

sometimes you gotta explore, go spelunking, and give the unexpected drugs their chance to be noticed for making you feel like your arms aren't connected to your body

sumatriptan has slight recreational potential

talking to a girl who said she was trying to "get a pain kink" because it "seems useful"

i am gods strongest soldier (still horny while having a migraine)

my type? interventional radiologists

ready to start dating and Meeting People, time to get on linked in

what's the secret for hanging t shirts that isn't slow and awkward?

think i gotta get rid of half of my clothes so that i can't possibly be trapped folding laundry for more than an hour. folding laundry is a waste of my one precious life

yinzing escalating, i use yinzer like Oklahomans use allyall. you can't stop me

howdy yinz

strongly considering becoming someone who says yinz, just to throw them off my trail

equinox hit, need to put all my outlet timers back in to stave off the seasonal depression for another few weeks

A figure of Kamille Bidan from Zeta Gundam holding a handgun, accompanied by the text: I'm joining the war on autism on the side of the autism