picklejuice

potion of serenity plz

i had to download apple's new update (the evil one) to get it working again

not even divine prophecy could have foreseen this

i am rather tired of seeing others post of their maidens whilst i brave my side quests alone :(

oh nooo i have consumed the catgirl potion instead of the strength potion!! (nuzzles and purrs) what ever will we do now! perhaps... cuddle by a fire? oh goodness this potion is strong (nuzzles)

one of my feline kids is chewing the absolute fuck out of his toes rn

who up unleashing ancient eldritch horrors

I Am Ready.

cat blinking at you for your unspeakable crimes

6. they look friendly. like the yippee creature.

apologies, but your friend is correct. i can forgive enjoying licorice and mint ice cream, but not liking kimchi...................

kidnapped some lord a chasm or two over and bought a clearance sale unlabelled potion that smells like ether. happy wednesday!

bring back soup in cauldrons. what the fuck is an air fryer

no, just done spending sm time on a platform run by elon

um. its unfortunately time.

Gnomes in the Gnews:

hmm goblins. they make weird sounds.

photographed mere seconds after vaporizing a small crowd of gnomes 💞

this is just in case