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Talon. 30s | NSFW | absolute slut of a gay baltimorean lizard, goat demon, or dinosaur

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The sauna always leaves me fire-scented and I just think that's nice.

13.03.2026 21:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's real "throw your wallet in the trash and pocket the crumpled plastic ball" hours.

13.03.2026 19:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HAHAHAHA. No, it's not over, Axios.

13.03.2026 18:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can see that! He looks like he would give very firm, good hugs, and also I would get destroyed by him (in arm wrestling)

13.03.2026 13:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is MAN'S MAN and I love him

13.03.2026 13:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe I can get it back.

12.03.2026 18:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And the ultimate problem with forcing yourself (when there's no sign that you'll feel different later) is that you burn out. It's HARD. And when you're doing hard things every day, with no breaks, it breaks you a little. So, I'm tired right now. I don't regret having a taste of the 'feeling good'.

12.03.2026 18:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've been having a hard time the past 2 months. I think, very quickly, I've had to lean on 'forcing myself' to do things again, daily. For a while, I was ACTUALLY feeling good while doing things, which itself was a motivator. But I think the chemical reaction stopped working again. I'm disappointed.

12.03.2026 18:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You got time!! Do it up! (also where is it at i'm curious)

12.03.2026 16:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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At the Hard Cafe
come to the Hard Cafe
They will help keep your blues at bay at the Hard Cafe

(this song is about jacking off)

11.03.2026 14:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can't solve this, completely unfuckable. Sorry, Mr. Gender Crime.

11.03.2026 13:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"hey, remember when you had that thing cut out of your back, and the local anesthetic didn't work? wasn't that FUN?!"

11.03.2026 13:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

don't tempt the incubus, slit boy

11.03.2026 12:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sounds like a good dream...

11.03.2026 12:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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now that's immersion!

11.03.2026 02:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

linguiiiiistiiiicssss

11.03.2026 01:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

coin slot, coin slot, coin slot!!

11.03.2026 01:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People laugh at me every time I tell them that the reason I am a Grovyle is because of Blue Rescue Team, and NOT the time gear games. But that was the one I played most (and first).

11.03.2026 00:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

god I just realized that my favorite movie is about fucking FARMING in SPACE (The Martian) - i'm so goddamned typecasted

11.03.2026 00:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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And here's #my9games. :3 I thought about it really hard, and these are the ones that make my heart do things, which is my standard lmao

10.03.2026 22:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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PRAAAAAISE THE SUUUUUN

10.03.2026 19:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ordering grass off the internet be like

10.03.2026 18:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My approach to humor is to keep saying dark truthful shit until somebody laughs.

10.03.2026 16:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I'm a fiscally responsible person, who I think has made good financial decisions. And yet, looking at my full, 4-line federal student loan payment history (which to be clear, I've not missed a payment on) makes it clear how delicate being 'well off' remains for me.

It's also really funny.

10.03.2026 13:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't trust him to not turn my objects into gold...

10.03.2026 01:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Remembering when Trails of Cold Steel required you to mod the game if you wanted JP voice acting

...except the ENG dub had extra voice lines that were silent in JP, so they weren't replaced by the mod and you got stuff like this

09.03.2026 23:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Okay. That makes sense.

10.03.2026 01:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Me: "Cricket! *tch tch tch tch tch*"
Cricket (Cat): "Hello."

09.03.2026 18:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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softm

09.03.2026 14:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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morning streeeettrchhhhh

08.03.2026 16:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0