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Player/Lover/Occasional fighter of music. I present The Cider Shed Podcast about The Archers and I once exited a moving taxi to tell Bono he was a tax dodger.

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Kash Patel flanked by Jeanine Pirro and Pam Bondi at a White House podium announcing UFC fighters will train FBI Agents.

Kash Patel flanked by Jeanine Pirro and Pam Bondi at a White House podium announcing UFC fighters will train FBI Agents.

Cropped headline so the last part reads like someone three pints in making a prediction about what latest batshit thing will happen in America tommorow.

12.03.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Twitter spat between us, and a random twitter user, that flames up, and almost instantly de-escalates

Twitter spat between us, and a random twitter user, that flames up, and almost instantly de-escalates

Four years ago today, in the other place, here's us getting involved in a Twitter spat that......really DIDN'T escalate, at all.

12.03.2026 15:24 πŸ‘ 611 πŸ” 68 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 8
Spurs goalie lying on the ground as Madrid striker walks the ball into the goal.

Spurs goalie lying on the ground as Madrid striker walks the ball into the goal.

It's only Wednesday

11.03.2026 08:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Darren Fletcher : "From four nil down, Spurs have won this two one."

10.03.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

New platform just dropped

10.03.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tudor has achieved the impossible.

He's actually made me feel sorry for Spurs.

10.03.2026 21:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Edgely Morris on speedial

#TheArchers

08.03.2026 23:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fuuuuuuuck

08.03.2026 22:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A bottle of Monsigny champagne that's been on the fridge a few years.

A bottle of Monsigny champagne that's been on the fridge a few years.

Was saving this for something else tbh, but ...

07.03.2026 11:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Looking right down the lens as she clocked the snapper. Think it was someone in the meeting.

How TF can that be allowed under the terms of her release?

07.03.2026 11:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wasn't she photographed working with kids about a decade ago?

07.03.2026 11:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

[Exit Murderer.]

05.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 5472 πŸ” 1274 πŸ’¬ 46 πŸ“Œ 45
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a small dog wearing a blue sweater is walking in a room Alt: a small dog wearing a blue sweater hiding under the couch.

Kristi Noem's dog rn

05.03.2026 18:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"After all, why not... why shouldn't I keep it?"

02.03.2026 17:52 πŸ‘ 3335 πŸ” 418 πŸ’¬ 74 πŸ“Œ 17

BREAKING: Spanish Prime Minister Pedro SΓ‘nchez has barred the U.S. from using Spanish military bases for attacks on Iran.

02.03.2026 13:45 πŸ‘ 4579 πŸ” 873 πŸ’¬ 63 πŸ“Œ 135
Roast Pork, potatoes, parsnip, leek, kale and cauliflower cheese. Leftovers from yesterday.

Roast Pork, potatoes, parsnip, leek, kale and cauliflower cheese. Leftovers from yesterday.

Yesterday's roast, today.
Still pretty good, must say.

02.03.2026 13:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Isabel Oakeshott reports from a dangerous war zone that somehow isn't London.

01.03.2026 12:26 πŸ‘ 729 πŸ” 139 πŸ’¬ 64 πŸ“Œ 10
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"Assemble the Board of Peace - I'm starting a war".

28.02.2026 08:28 πŸ‘ 14612 πŸ” 3309 πŸ’¬ 414 πŸ“Œ 124

Landed us an interview with them for the school magazine.

28.02.2026 10:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I thought this was for real @thecidershedpod.bsky.social
#thearchers

26.02.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sidenote: Jim Hinder's Mum was my English teacher.

27.02.2026 21:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Case in point

bsky.app/profile/mike...

27.02.2026 17:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's so incredibly badly produced. And when they have vox pops they don't like they rip the public to shreds back in the studio.

Absolute bunch of swivel-eyed shitehawks.

27.02.2026 17:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

GB News so fucking salty they cut away from the presser so they could complain about a Greens' campaign video that had Urdu subtitles.

Yes I am concaving my forehead watching that shite.

#GortonandDenton

27.02.2026 10:46 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Has the continuity announcer shat his pants?

#TheArchers

26.02.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Already having fun with that on our Instagram.

#TheArchers

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26.02.2026 14:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yep, and thankfully he won't be able to stop her with those stumpy little arms.

24.02.2026 10:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A flyer advertising a coach trip to Spacemen 3's gig at the Mean Fiddler, Harlesden, 22 October 1987.

A flyer advertising a coach trip to Spacemen 3's gig at the Mean Fiddler, Harlesden, 22 October 1987.

A flyer advertising a coach trip to Spacemen 3's gig at the Mean Fiddler, Harlesden, 22 October 1987, although the departure time and set-off point have yet to be finalised. Presumably this is talking about a round trip from Rugby. This was the gig that was later released as Revolution Or Heroin.

24.02.2026 10:45 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, although they were both American. She seems to think he was adorable. Permanent scowl.

24.02.2026 10:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Now asking to look through her phone. "Asking why won't you show me bunny?" JFC sometimes you just want to stop people and break them up.

24.02.2026 10:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0