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@plankton1975

Bearded hat-wearing oaf/leftie. Posts nonsense. Swears too much (trying to cut down). Visually impaired. Buys too many games. Bi/Pan, He/Him.

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The sequel I thought wasn’t needed… and how wrong I was.

14.03.2026 19:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Stock delays means no Spaceballs 4K for Roger on Monday…

14.03.2026 11:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I find this fascinating, he completely believes that he understands something he doesn't know because he can go and read it in a document.
How do these people get like this? What education system is to blame and how do we burn it down to stop anyone like this happening again?

14.03.2026 09:42 👍 242 🔁 48 💬 20 📌 3

The wind is pretty bad today… waiting for a bus was fun. If your idea of fun is almost being blown off your feet.

12.03.2026 13:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I bet Zack Polanski fill-queues in Marathon, hogs all the loot and doesn’t revive teammates.

THE ABSOLUTE BASTARD.

12.03.2026 12:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If the claims that Zack Polanski is an Overwatch Genji main and constantly spams “I need healing!” are correct, it’s proof he’s totally unsuitable for high office.

12.03.2026 11:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That 100% hit the landing 😀

#StarTrekStarfleetAcademy #StarfleetAcademy #StarTrek

12.03.2026 11:47 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Bit windy today, innit?

12.03.2026 08:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I can see why it’s considered an 80s classic, and I did enjoy it and laugh a lot, but…

Ferris Bueller was a selfish manipulative arsehole.

11.03.2026 13:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Cheshire Women’s Institute branch to close in solidarity with trans women A Cheshire Women’s Institute branch has announced it will close at the end of March after members voted overwhelmingly to suspend the group in protest at the national organisation’s exclusion of trans...

Apparently at least 25 WIs have now closed as a result of threats by “gender critical feminists”.

GCs do not represent (cis)women.

10.03.2026 19:25 👍 297 🔁 83 💬 10 📌 16

I might have also watched The Breakfast Club again…

10.03.2026 19:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That was a good kebab, been ages since I’ve ordered from there and they still absolutely destroy the kebabs from everywhere else around here.

Didn’t touch the garlic bread though… I’ll be scoffing that cold tomorrow 😅

10.03.2026 19:39 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Haven’t ordered from this place in ages, since they changed their website to require a log in to order. But they do the best kebabs around here so I finally made an account lol

10.03.2026 17:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ah fuck it.

Ordered myself a shish kebab and a garlic bread with cheese and jalapeños, and a seafood pizza for Dad.

10.03.2026 17:20 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1
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a fat man in a yellow sweater and suspenders says get in my belly Alt: The Fat Bastard Get In My Belly gif
10.03.2026 16:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes, as I wanna eat some.

10.03.2026 15:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I wanted to ask for a certain food while shopping, as I think they used to sell them but I couldn’t find them.

But the name of the food is also a homophobic slur.

So I didn’t.

10.03.2026 15:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

But I thought Epic were pro-consumer and were against extra charges? /s

10.03.2026 14:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But they’re pro consumer and against the extra charges that Apple and Google make on their stores!

😅

10.03.2026 14:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bad day for Joey Barton then? What a shame… lol

10.03.2026 14:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As good as I remembered and I’m glad it’s now in my collection.

09.03.2026 12:24 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
The Criterion Collection 4K of The Breakfast Club

The Criterion Collection 4K of The Breakfast Club

HMV and the Royal Mail didn’t forget about me 😀

09.03.2026 10:18 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This is so funny.

09.03.2026 08:54 👍 160 🔁 36 💬 8 📌 0

Dad actually agreed too, I honestly thought he’d hate it 😅

07.03.2026 14:21 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I can’t decide if I liked Gummo. I didn’t dislike it, and it’s so weird it isn’t ever boring haha

07.03.2026 14:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yeah, that was pretty bad, but Peter Falk was as entertaining as he always was as Columbo.

That’s all of Columbo now watched.

07.03.2026 11:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m enjoying it, but for the wrong reasons. Other than Peter Falk, who’s entertaining as he always is as Columbo.

07.03.2026 11:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Was the second death supposed to be funny? Because I was just roaring, especially when he did a Terminator, then went out the window followed by the radiator 🤣

07.03.2026 10:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I really hope Columbo Likes the Nightlife is redeemed when Columbo shows up, as so far it’s dreadful 🤣

07.03.2026 10:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

Innes is class 😀

06.03.2026 23:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0