Video Games Are The Worst Thing On Earth

Man they are going to shit the bed so hard it blasts straight into the earths core.

Crazy shit happening at xbox rn

Remember folks, if an NPC doesn't specify whether or not a relationship was heterosexual it is always safer to assume that steamy gay sex is happening. Always.

too many people will be mad the new xbox CEO is a woman and none of these people will be mad about what really matters is that she’s an ai maniac

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The gamer messiah.

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lmao Epstein was banned on Xbox Live

A new gamer word has appeared to rattle the ivory towers of gaming's ruling class.

Don't forget that after Steam was forced to change their policies on adult games there was a months-long campaign to get these payment providers to change their policies to allow fully legal adult works and they didn't budge an inch. Absolutely pathetic.

It's just fully legal to be a nonce if you're rich, fucking crazy.

objectively extremely funny

in all seriousness people are aggro’ing over increasingly stupid and bad things because they feel useless in the current moment which, to be serious, means you should log off and do more things instead of just screaming at someone

Channel Update (Good) YouTube video by Kay And Skittles

Channel update and a cool new project I'm launching.

youtu.be/n9nDv6LxC0U

INB4 they rename Xbox to "Copilot Gaming" or some shit.

Hacktivist deletes white supremacist websites live onstage during hacker conference | TechCrunch A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacist websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.

God level shit. techcrunch.com/2026/01/05/h...

2026 Is Going To Be The Year AI in Gaming Gets Super Annoying Gaming needs to be clear about how, and why, it's using AI

While not nearly the most important thing going on, I wrote some jokes about why this year AI in video games is going to be the absolute most annoying debate. Even more annoying than it already is. Just deeply annoying.

@ing the entire server to announce my new girlfriend is jpg. Actually, she isn't my girlfriend yet, I have to beg the developers for access to the jpg.

(Forza Horizon commentator voice) need to take a shit? Hit up the toilets Playboy. I've marked a location on your map.

TAKE THE SHOT

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Episode 81 - Digital Asbestos

Kept you waiting, huh?

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Finally, a Gameboy made of warcrimes

'im gonna spend billions on the next big thing', says guy who was wrong about last four big things

The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service

The guy who made a video calling those who made jokes about Charlie Kirk “disgusting” and “evil” and that also led to the firing of a Sucker Punch dev because they made a joke, everyone:

Do you take applications in the form of podcasts

“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to

a sign for a "Savory Crepe" called "It Tastes Like Gaming". it has the logo for DigiPen Institute of Technology and an MLG logo. the ingredients are "Captain Crunch Pastry Cream with Mountain Dew Whipped Cream and a Sprinkling of Dorritos". it is $5, but you can add an egg for $0.50.

hi bluesky did I ever show you this crepe they had at the crepe station at my video game school

I saw Ken Levine eating bugs behind a burger king dumpster and when he noticed me watching he stared me straight in the eyes and shoved one up his nose without blinking or breaking eye contact.