Jonny Ravages

great job

you should definitely be a little whiskey drunk, housing a half slab of ribs and literally covered in barbecue sauce when you find out that your aunt has died, that is for sure very dignified and exactly how she’d have wanted it

Thank you.

I WAS TYPING MINE WHEN YOU DELETED IT

you deleted the post but this is how strongly I feel about it

@andymboyle.bsky.social hear me out: learn to play Thunder Road

go get ‘em

smash bros. columbo palette #6 be like

a bag of ravioli is one serving right

2xLPs should be illegal unless the second one is all b-sides

jk I live here

I am “closed-back headphones sound like garbage” years old

Somebody (Maybe the Internet?) once told me that Déjà Vu means that you are where you’re supposed to be, so I’m good? (I am not.)

[driving]
me:
me:
me:
Google Maps: Those fuckin’ cops still there?

I can’t believe North America had a little slice of paradise attached to it and we turned it into Florida

I am right here

if my anxiety were a fortune cookie it would just say “everyone is mad at you”

When your display looks noticeably different after you calibrate it, is it because you fixed it or because you made it worse?

they should invent a cost of living that goes down

the hot tub validates humanity’s inherent desire to become stew

Cover art for Find Your Fate Adventure #1, with the largest text reading INDIANA JONES, and subtitle, 'and the Curse of Horror Island'. by RL Stine. Art features artwork of Indiana Jones.

Reprint cover, with the largest text reading R.L STINE. The smallest test is "Indiana Jones and" with The Curse of Horror Island being the second biggest text. Indiana Jones art is a small snipe compared to the larger art being some kid holding a canopic-type jar with a sculpted bird's head on it.

Reprint before and after: when RL Stine became a bigger star than Indiana Jones.

I don’t think traditional phonics has an answer to spelling the way Gavin Rossdale pronounces the word “cloud”

romanceable NPC spring

Save money this Valentine's Day by being unlovable

sign me up

You got a machine? You been holding out on me bud?

hey Siri, how do I move to Lawrence, Kansas and make it my job to eat tacos and buy records

Cartoon. Person says to other person „We invented a robot that answers questions.“, adding, „we just have to feed it 10 baby giraffes a day“. The other person asks „But it answers the questions correctly?“ Person responds „Oh my goodness, no. No no no no no.“ By Aram J. French Appropriated due to missing alt text

When the sun sets on the ghetto
All the broken stuff gets cold