Raccoon Running with Scissors

Did Trump just unite the Middle East against a common enemy?

Didn't know something was brewing and now bummed it's not happening!

A stone statue of a Chinese man wearing traditional garb and a Fu Manchu mustache. Text: be mean to them on social media - Sun Tzu, The Art of War 2

The Art of War isn't really full of great advice.

#StuffMyWifeSendsMe.

A Series of text exchanges. Me: is the natural state of the soul quiet or chaos? Taco Bell cashier: look buddy, it's transient, shifting like water

#StuffMyWifeSendsMe

Kim’s a hard-drinking lone wolf cop whose life is turned upside down when his by the book daughter, Kim, is assigned as his new partner.
Hi-jinks ensue in Kim & Kim coming this Spring on NBC

It really depends on how I'm a-feeling

I don't know about you, but I'd a called it the Curve of Hormuz

When did your obsession with hot toxic women begin

The straight of Hormuz is open for transit

Alt text:
George Lucas is standing by a window. The large slats of the blinds are open, letting sunlight illuminate his face. His arms are crossed, and the expression on his face indicates that he's half past done with your shit

Yeah, did a double take when I saw that!

two men are standing next to each other on a street talking Alt: two men are standing next to each other on a street wearing navy blue maintenance jumpsuits. One is shorter and heavy set with curly dark hair while all the other is tall lanky with curly dark hair. The tall lanky individual is speaking with text shown below: "....Noooooooo" Indicating a sarcastic no response to whatever was asked

As someone undertaking their first diorama...

Shout out and RIP to Jennifer Runyan. She was all over the 80's. While I think I firsy saw her in Charles in Charge, the lasting memory was from "Up a Creek" which from the skeet 🧵 below you can tell I thoroughly enjoyed.

Cancer sucks. Enjoy the life you've been given!

I watched 2 or 3 seasons, but always was thinking to myself, "man, this show is hanging on by a thread"

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

I think it is charming that the aide thinks Trump remembers them.

This is how I access bluesky

I hear mods are banning shit posting.

It's called shit-skeeting they cackle before they hit delete

Image of Joan Didion. A young woman with dark hair smoking a cigarette. She wears a light colored blouse. Text: I'm not telling you to make the world better, because I don't think that progress is necessarily part of the package. I'm just telling you to live in it. Not just to endure it, not just to suffer it, not just to pass through it, but to live in it. To look at it. To try to get the picture. To live recklessly. To take chances. To make your own work and take pride in it.

Reality check. Are you living and taking chances or are you enduring to pass through life? I'm definitely enduring a bit too much

I'd like to announce that the beer I just started is very complete and now I'd like another

Where do you see yourself in five years?

A write up explains 'Panic selling causes the VN-Index to plummet 1,656 points.' Losses attributed to oil price per barrel at $116 Record trading volume, 23,180 VND

TIL what the Asian Contagion means in financial terms

Looks like the drop erased more than 6 months of gains

Things I never knew existed at a collegiate level.

RedHawks are on fire this year

a cartoon of a man sitting on a ledge with the words " sidos " above him Alt: a cartoon man from the Simpsons (Apu) dressed in yellow slacks and a green cardigan . He is an Indian sitting on a the roof of a house, next to the chimney. He mournfully sings the words " I do " as he tilts his head back in song to extend the word "dooooooo"

🎶 Who blames the US for economic collapse 🎶

Not me!

Forget the Epstein files!
Good bye to Ayatollas!

🎶 Who blames the US for economic collapse 🎶

Not me!

Waaait, is this a throwback reference to when W invaded Iraq, oil prices spiked, and people were hyper-miling and buying Geo's for their insanely good (at the time, still?) gas mileage?

Cause if it is I'm getting old

losing an hour on International Women’s Day feels right

Research. How do I start an Ohio ballot initiative

Wanna know the difference between you and me Charlie Brown? I make this sheet look good

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