I totally forgot to mention the limes and the two pounds of kielbasa.
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I totally forgot to mention the limes and the two pounds of kielbasa.
@tomdruker.bsky.social The time-honored tradition returns!
MYTH: These attacks will lead to retaliatory strikes on U.S. citizens. FACT: Wait, shit, really?
Trump’s War On Iran: Myth Vs. Fact https://theonion.com/trumps-war-on-iran-myth-vs-fact/
This is a fucking first: The Tigers sucking during Spring Training.
That's traditionally when they fight to get the charges for murdering every other team dropped and right now they're at 1-5.
Chapter 1 of Moby Dick, page 1 The phrase ‘Call me Ishmael’, the first sentence of the book, is highlighted in blue, with careful highlighting on the very big C at the start. Above this, written in ballpoint pen ‘His name’
Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got
Hey look! It’s the pants!
Born #onthisday in 1868, the US sociologist + civil rights activist W. E. B. Du Bois. Celebrate with a look at the stunning hand-drawn "infographics" he made with his students, depicting conditions of African-American life in 1900: publicdomainreview.org/collection/w... #otd #BlackHistoryMonth
Between this, DOGE, the AI child porn, abandoning Mars, and the exploding rockets, I have to say, he’s really a genius and we shouldn’t underestimate his ability to turn anything and everything to shit.
“But what do you expect them to do??”
A: How about what the Minneapolis chief of police said they would do, on Dec. 5 2025?
A+ State of the Union counterprogramming by TCM.
You can use that joke but you have to credit me every time you do.
Actually, just hire me to DJ your wedding reception, let me work my magic.
I would be the best wedding DJ because you would do something like request I play Queen's "Who Wants To Live Forever?" and I would do you a solid and play Oingo Boingo's "No One Lives Forever".
“It feels good and the parts to do it are attached to your body—how much simpler could I have made it?” said the Lord
111 Years Ago Today: The Onion February 19, 1915 Frontpage
111 Years Ago Today: The Onion February 19, 1915 Frontpage
Hemingway was once bet that he couldn’t write the world’s happiest short story in just 5 words. He replied,
Literally watched this five minutes ago.
Athletes In Raucous Olympic Village Fuckfest Fake Having Bible Study As Curlers Enter Room
Athletes In Raucous Olympic Village Fuckfest Fake Having Bible Study As Curlers Enter Room https://theonion.com/athletes-in-raucous-olympic-village-fuckfest-fake-having-bible-study-as-curlers-enter-room/
Screenshot of a CNN segment shared by Acyn. A split-screen shows commentator Lydia Moynihan on the left and Kevin O’Leary on the right during a heated exchange. The chyron reads, “Obama: Dems need to avoid scolding and ‘virtue-signaling.’” The post quotes O’Leary referencing China and concentration camps, and McGowan responding about West Virginia.
I spent my childhood inside of American concentration camps. I know one when I see one. And that is what ICE is building.
Going to start a funk band for remedial Spanish speakers and call it ¿Que? ¡Si! and the Sunshine Band.
Going out first thing tomorrow and getting me a can of good times.
@tomdruker.bsky.social Tommy! TOMMY! TOM-MAY! We got Costa here! We got COSTA here!
GOOD!
TIMES!
watch us, bitch
Succumbing to self-loathing for forgetting Anne Bancroft was in Agnes of God.
Cuchi cuchi, my friends.
Hey! From now through the 31st of this month, all proceeds from my Bandcamp will go to direct assistance for people in my community - groceries, toiletries, etc, directly to people who might not be able to simply cross the street based on their complexion.
krakoa.bandcamp.com
