jennifer

I love ice skating we should all be ice skating.

When the broadcasters say a triple lutz is like the last mile of a marathon and you have the niche expertise that it isn’t true.

That’s the thing about figure skating. Ice is slippery sometimes.

It’s wild the Facebook ragers thought that was the worst halftime show they’ve ever seen, but simultaneously didn’t watch it.

Is it just me or does the Super Bowl not hit the same when you’re dead inside (a Vikings fan).

Is it just me or does the Olympic opening ceremony not hit the same when you’re dead inside.

JD Vance ruins everything

I feel like I could’ve been a speed skater.

I think the hardest part of *this* is seeing how many people applaud the harm of others in their community. There are so many good people here but it’s sobering to see the horrible side of humanity so clearly.

Honestly the longer ICE stays here the more advantage we gain. They have to be gone by spring. If the bike whackos get a shot at patrol it’s OVER.

Minneapolis based runners posting smiling selfies from their runs today like are we on the same planet right now?????

You know they’re out for revenge because of the march yesterday.

FUCK ICE THE FUCKING INCOMPETENT FUCKING NAZI FUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We’ve reached the point of crisis in MN where everyone’s posting their random aesthetic slideshows of the state on instagram.

I drive on frozen water on the ground every day

Instagram is wild right now because half of it is people posting themselves in 2016 and the rest is content from the civil war happening in Minneapolis.

stop what you're doing and let Amber Glenn take you to church #USPrevagenChamps #figureskating

You know I know this program by heart. 😂

Girl next to me on the plane left her AirPods in the seat pocket, but during the flight she pulled up a video of protestors being pepper sprayed and had a good laugh with her husband, so I followed her lead on how to be a neighbor. 🫡

I’ve never thrown a football in my life but I’m confident I could play quarterback better than Max Brosmer.

lol same I was like “is that Carson Wentz” and was like oh right he’s on our team. 💀

Rest assured, CBS is rushing a crew to Boise to interview anyone they can find on the street about international law.

Strava yearly maintenance total of 1,975 mi.

Highest mileage year ever despite a blood disorder diagnoses that kept me out of running for a month and finishing the year with broken rib. Here’s to a healthy 2026. 🩷

That halftime show felt like the dreams I have when I take antihistamines before bed.

Putting the MVC in the throwback costumes and not the ice ones is criminal.

Peak Minnesotan is thinking the wind is blowing through my window every time Netflix plays the wind blowing noise during the broadcast.

What’s going to be more painful: this Vikings game or my broken rib?

Off to a good start.

Vikings in prime time? I don’t see any way this could go wrong in any way!

The field for the 2028 U.S. Olympic Marathon Trials just got a little bit bigger thanks to the California International Marathon.

55 women ran under the qualifying standard of 2:37:00‼️