Total cry count: 8 individual cries. It was such a beautiful day.

Not me sobbing while writing my childhood best friends wedding card. I'm gonna be a MESS tomorrow.

The pressure in my sinuses is so aggressive this morning that if you stuck a pin in me my head would almost definitely explode.

I am on a significantly lower dose of my antidepressants because of some other medical testing I need and folding these fitted sheets is really about to be the straw that breaks the camels back.

Filed my taxes, felt rage, now I need a nap.

Listen, I know Wife Swap manufactured drama like NOBODY'S business, but I'll never get over the second episode where this man really thought a rich house wife was gonna physically be able to chop wood for 3 hours straight and got mad when she only managed fifteen minutes 🙄

I am back on my early 2000's reality TV bullshit. I've been BINGING Super Nanny like it's my job.

Today is a good day because it's A Day To Remember album day 😌

Some of these vendors at work are about to start getting "love you, mean it." at the end of my emails because they are true angels.

A work conversation:
"Adam who let me do things, I'm just a girl." "Now listen you're setting sisterhood and feminism back like 50 years right now, you realize that? You are better than that. Be better than that."
OKAY SIR DAMN, YOU RIGHT. I GOT THIS.

I am so close to crashing out over the lack of hot water in this god damn house. I'm about to go buy a goddamn new water heater myself. HOT WATER SHOULD NOT RUN OUT OF ANY TANK IN TEN MINUTES.

Now that I finished the entirety of The Walking Dead, here are a few things that I'm pissed off about.

1)Glenn is dead
2)Negan is still alive
3)They made "I love her. She's my daughter, but she isn't mine." Rick a deadbeat daddy?
4)NEGAN is still ALIVE
5)Negans redemption?
6)NEGAN IS STILL ALIVE

Ya know as much as I loved SNL40, SNL50 is even more incredible

Emotionally swinging between being resigned to suffering for the rest of my life and ready to fist fight God

I can't believe they did it. TWD actually created a character I hate more than Negan and it's THIS ARISTOCRATIC FUCK HEAD

Once again the walking dead be dropping the BEST lines "My intent does not excuse my impact." This show is so good AND so bad at the same time and I'm mad about it.

Absolutely DIABOLICAL news folks. I have to spend the night in the hospital AND MY MOMMY ISN'T WITH ME.

Another day, another social media transition.