WineMom

Being extremely tedious about the word median is compelling content to someone

You’d be a great governor.

It’s been a while since I’ve used it, but I think it’s supposed to be raw and thrown in towards the end of cooking.

Tarragon!

She’s growing out her bangs but also having a bad hair day and was probably in a hurry.

It’s in an awkward transitional state.

Wow!!

Pollcellism usually devolves into a kind of learned helplessness

He’s super orange like why are you coming after resist libs this man looks insane what do you want people to say

The two types of guy you meet in western NC.

I was the guy that shredded white people’s job applications, Joe Biden fired me for not doing land acknowledgement

Wall-mounted rack for hanging broom, mop, rake etc (instead of leaning them all against a wall in a big pile that falls down all the time)

I MISS YOU TOO

Tell hopes I said that’s a beautiful marble.

Don’t listen to the doubters. You are perfect just the way you are, and you are doing great. Other people are not real, and you do not have to care about them. They cannot feel pain.

fuck 2024 that piece of shit owes me money

The amateur poster panics and rushes to clarify his original post when the replies begin misconstruing it. Whereas the veteran does nothing because he is already working on his next post. His enemies are forever arguing with the wind

vivek: why don’t you put down the CRACK pipe and CRACK open a textbook, CRACKER

My mom thinks AOC is “cute as a button.”

buying Vanguard Target Retirement 2065 Fund to feel young again

I thought I was safe.

I thought it was over.

Daniel Tiger would be a huge dorkass transit/yimby poster.

I got my actual age.

My friend Carrie (West Coast) got into a huge paperwork hassle because someone in the Northeast heard her name as “Kerry” and couldn’t comprehend that we pronounce those names the exact same way.

It's refreshing that on Bluesky, I'm not scared of the Discover tab.

I’m on Kalshi.

When are we doing this again?

Marie Gluesenkamp Perez doing a 1000 yard stare in an interview

>realizing how bad it truly is