Andrew Hayslip

I’d kill for him in Tennessee

It’s important to remember that when a coach is fired, often too do the downlines and assistants; guys making a lot less who we’ve probably never heard of.

So you may be excited to see a head coach move on and the organization go in a new and exciting direction, but today really really sucks.

Through Week 11, Xavier Legette has 10 targets where the ball crossed the goal line while still in the air (so no YAC).

The only players with more are Davante Adams, George Pickens, and Trey McBride.

(though yes, he is tied at 10 with a handful of others).

You don't need me to tell you any more about how Seattle's defense has been great this year.

But in 2025, they're giving up 1 yard or fewer to Running Backs on 37% of carries.

Just approved it, thank you!

I will invariably talk myself into Hollywood Brown in Kansas City again.

Yes, I know it’s wrong. I shouldn’t do it. But it’s gonna happen.

I’ll make sure the team is aware, thanks!

Hedging the Sam Darnold resurgence is the best use of the franchise tag for Minnesota.

You cannot convince me otherwise.

I won’t say it’s literally why the tag was made, but figuratively the tag was made for this exact situation.

Zzzzz….

“5 more minutes” has got to be the most common lie we tell ourselves, right?

To Minnesota, just as the prophecy foretold.

Honestly, that’s not a bad answer in the slightest, even from a competitive perspective!

Maaaaybe not the “intimidate” angle, but a knight out give you massive flexibility on move2 to decide how you want to set up the ensuing pawn structure.

Favorite chess opening and why…? 😁

It’s completely fine to wish MVP for someone other than Josh Allen.

You can make the case for Lamar, Burrow, etc.

But it’s also incorrect to immediately dismiss Allen as “the wrong choice.”

Different opinions can exist, and to pretend his case wasn’t valid is equally incorrect.

Intending absolutely zero disrespect to Jayden Daniels…

…if Brock Bowers can have a literally historic season and not win offensive rookie of the year, what will it take for anyone that isn’t a quarterback?

Oh absolutely, I had to go through this under the presumption that it’s full-season. But to your point, lord only knows.

Without knowing outcomes of guys like Kupp, Higgins, Garrett Wilson, and a few others, I would put him somewhere in the 9-12 ballpark.

He’s definitely behind: (no order) Collins, Chase, JJ, ARSB, Lamb, AJB, and Puka

He shares a tier with: BTJ, London, Evans, McLaurin, and maybe 1-2 others.

Despite not starting the full year and missing time due to injury on a bad offense, Tyrone Tracy tied for the 5th most opportunities among running backs in the 2nd half of games while his team was losing.

Maybe I’m in the minority here, but I love the goofy pro bowl games. I could watch dodgeball all day long.

“This quarterback class sucks”

Half of the highly drafted quarterbacks bust, so maybe we actually don’t know that this class sucks.

We can have a lower starting expectation, but time shows us that even those expectations have been drastically off (per the bust rate).

Idk what it is, but something about the whiskey just tastes better in this glass.

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Buffalo should be so so much more effective at tush-push’ing than they actually are.

Ok we see you James Cook, what an effort.

The the fumbles from Ekeler and Brown have come when those guys are trying to get upright from passes that hit them too low.

Still their fault? Absolutely. But if those passes had been to them accurately, they wouldn’t have been in that position and might have put the ball away more securely.

I am not an expert.

But I think this Saquan Barkley kid might have a future in this league.

Win lose or draw, the messaging of two fourth down conversions on the opening drive guarantees we’re in for a fun game.

Excuse me I didn’t expect to be emotionally assaulted simply scrolling.

The Cowboys really embodied corporate culture this hiring cycle.

Get rid of the old boss and instead of hiring someone new, just dumped the work on someone who already works there.

What’s really going to be wild is when Mike McCarthy is sitting on his couch in September as the Cowboys move forward with Schottenheimer.