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thinking again about the greatest scene in cinema history

11.03.2026 04:13 πŸ‘ 2031 πŸ” 535 πŸ’¬ 62 πŸ“Œ 23
Types of Englishmen

Native Britons (Richard Hammond)

Swarthy and hobbit-like, they are the aboriginal inhabitants of Britain. They are of middling intelligence and naturally subservient to their betters.

Celto-Germanics (Jeremy Clarkson)

Descendent from various pre-Norman invaders, they are brutish and stupid, and have yet to master even the English language. They tend to be unruly and antisocial, but easy to manipulate.

French/Normans (James May)

A small minority almost identical to the average Frenchman, they have ruled England since the 11th century, and preserved their existence by creating the British class system. They include the nobility and every Britain who ever achieved anything of not

Types of Englishmen Native Britons (Richard Hammond) Swarthy and hobbit-like, they are the aboriginal inhabitants of Britain. They are of middling intelligence and naturally subservient to their betters. Celto-Germanics (Jeremy Clarkson) Descendent from various pre-Norman invaders, they are brutish and stupid, and have yet to master even the English language. They tend to be unruly and antisocial, but easy to manipulate. French/Normans (James May) A small minority almost identical to the average Frenchman, they have ruled England since the 11th century, and preserved their existence by creating the British class system. They include the nobility and every Britain who ever achieved anything of not

Found it.

11.03.2026 15:07 πŸ‘ 129 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

I love that these financial phantoms are all that gets quote unquote produced now.

From now until the rapidly approaching apocalypse, a series of rug pulls and cries of "all my apes... ☹️".

10.03.2026 15:49 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've said it before but the lack of a proper monograph of LC's work is a tragedy. Her estate has been drip feeding stuff via social media for years and there is SO MUCH and it's ALL AMAZING

10.03.2026 12:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Error Instruments The Ritual Desktop Synth Buy from the synth and music tech experts. 30-day money back guarantee and 2-year warranty as standard. Free delivery on orders over Β£149.

Even though noise table girls have been using candles w photo diodes forever, i admit I was tempted by this toy synth. www.signalsounds.com/error-instru...

10.03.2026 10:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can anyone recommend me a cheap(<Β£100), robust micro pc please? I need something that can be shipped around to exhibitions and run Hydra patches, animations, or super low spec games. I started looking at Lenovo, and then got pulled into a Opiplex Reddit and now I want to die.

10.03.2026 10:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thinking about when I was in a noise rock band in early 2000s and guitarist's girlfriend would get bored at gigs and get boys to buy her drinks by telling them her favourite band was Shellac.

10.03.2026 10:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Everything I've learnt about claviclula has been against my will, but TBH the same could be said of 90% of everything after the using the internet became analogous to being forced to look at those magazines at the supermarket checkout.

10.03.2026 09:42 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Wales becomes the first UK nation to remove profit from children's homes, fostering, and secure accommodation In less than a month, new providers of children’s homes, fostering services and secure accommodation will no longer be able to make a profit in Wales β€” making it the first nation in the UK to take thi...

In less than a month, new providers of children's homes, fostering services and secure accommodation will no longer be able to make a profit in Wales β€” making it the first nation in the UK to take this landmark step

10.03.2026 07:45 πŸ‘ 121 πŸ” 56 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 9

INLAND EMPIRE - It's all gone now. You never became a poet or an entroponaut.

10.03.2026 08:57 πŸ‘ 66 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Hello, book people! I am the book content editor for Reactor Mag and I'm looking for 2026 sci-fi, fantasy, horror, romantasy, and speculative books coming out in the second half of the year! If you have an adult or YA SFF/H book out July-Dec (or publicist), share the link/info here!

03.03.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 520 πŸ” 342 πŸ’¬ 109 πŸ“Œ 4
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09.03.2026 01:28 πŸ‘ 2815 πŸ” 1120 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 20

Londoners maybe don't understand how huge this is because they've got so many stations.

Glasgow has two and they're not set up to be easily interchangeable - Central goes everywhere south, Queen Street everywhere north.

08.03.2026 22:08 πŸ‘ 222 πŸ” 63 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

08.03.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 17084 πŸ” 3392 πŸ’¬ 202 πŸ“Œ 119

Wonderful breakdown!!! The scariest part of these misrepresented stats is that they drive they idea that these beliefs are common and normal, which itself makes people more likely to align with them!!! It's a blight on every journalist who reported this uncritically

07.03.2026 23:30 πŸ‘ 1718 πŸ” 579 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 6

The national suicide being committed by the Republican-led United States has no historical precedent. Centuries from now (if humanity survives that long), historians will struggle to explain how such a thing was possible.

06.03.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 3106 πŸ” 669 πŸ’¬ 230 πŸ“Œ 200
Romy dog who is a Transylvanian trauma hound (medium size, long hair, grey white and down) looking goofy

Romy dog who is a Transylvanian trauma hound (medium size, long hair, grey white and down) looking goofy

Chat, it's working

07.03.2026 12:04 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Mini-game in final act of death stranding type beat

07.03.2026 11:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Listening to magnolia electric co with my dog till it cures both of our depressions

07.03.2026 11:47 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Manic episode. Saw an article about Uma Thurman.

07.03.2026 08:30 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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@hackintimseeley.bsky.social

06.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 12631 πŸ” 4650 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 26

Mother put her hands over her face and completely disappeared. This degenerate nihilistic storytelling is killing our culture. Oh! But wait! Mother has returned! This redemptive hopeful storytelling is leading us to utopia!

06.03.2026 18:50 πŸ‘ 424 πŸ” 99 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

oh shit it's time
we adore this movie series. we are so happy to have met louise through it too. extremely excited for it to be going back to canada to see all the girls become worse.

also i think this is the one has rook in it as an ageplayer fixated on made in abyss?? cannot wait for that

06.03.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

While I hate to be in the pocket of Big Headphones, those Β£350 ones absolutely changed my life. The serenity.

06.03.2026 09:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Drawing of lots of floating heads and dubious electronics

Drawing of lots of floating heads and dubious electronics

05.03.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As was inevitable because I'm a clichΓ©, I'm enjoying There is No Antimemetics Division

05.03.2026 18:26 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Wes Streeting, a white man without a soul, photographed upside down

Wes Streeting, a white man without a soul, photographed upside down

05.03.2026 13:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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change.org Keep trans players on the court - basketball is for everyone. S 1,621Β° Verified signatures v 63 people signed today Recent signers: Philippa East β€’ 24 seconds ago Stella Moore β€’ 42 minutes ago Laur: Thanks to your support this petition has a chance at winning! We only need 879 more signatures to reach the next goal - can you help? Decision Maker: Basketball England Take the next step! 8 Supporter Voices The Issue β€’ We believe that all people belong in basketball, including trans people. β€’ Our experience provides us with evidence and confidence that Basketball England's existing Transgender Inclusion Policy ensures fair competition. β€’ We ask Basketball England to listen to us when we say that we want you to keep trans players on the court.

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05.03.2026 10:31 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is sort of true... but it happened when Billy Corgan was like 10 years old.

The 1980s New Wave movement was largely driven by the three sons of CIA co-founder Miles Copeland Jr. β€”Β Miles, Ian, and Stewart β€”Β who created Illegal Records, IRS Records, FBI Booking, and the Police

04.03.2026 13:56 πŸ‘ 78 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 6