harry 🦒 (@commedeshazons)

every “Katy Perry goes to space” headline should really be “Katy Perry does free press for Jeff Bezos and his stupid “space” tourism company”

14.04.2025 13:39 👍 692 🔁 101 💬 4 📌 10

All Points East ticket secured. Ready to dance to my girlies 😍

07.04.2025 12:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I just think that Rachel Zegler 🥰

05.04.2025 20:46 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

thanks to everyone who has messaged so far ! off the back, im also hoping to chat with lgbtq+ disability and / or anti-poverty campaigners for the story.

same as before, please drop me a dm or email at: josh.milton@metro.co.uk

21.03.2025 11:32 👍 6 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

SEVERANCE OMG??!!!

21.03.2025 11:41 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

hello ! i'm hoping to chat with queer disabled folk who claim benefits in the uk to chat about how labour's severe welfare cuts will impact them.

please do drop me a dm on here or email me at: josh.milton@metro.co.uk

can be 100% anonymous !

20.03.2025 15:39 👍 16 🔁 12 💬 1 📌 1

What is dis hunny

16.03.2025 21:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Bree Van De Kamp made me the man I am today

16.03.2025 20:13 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Lmaooo ily

14.03.2025 08:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Chappell and Jade ATE

14.03.2025 01:03 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ed 😭😭😭😭

14.03.2025 01:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh

13.03.2025 21:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh

13.03.2025 21:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hi

13.03.2025 20:23 👍 46 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

💀

13.03.2025 20:22 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Exactly 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

13.03.2025 11:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Omg loveeee Gabi!!!

13.03.2025 11:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Lool oh god 😭

13.03.2025 11:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tripped on a kerb and flopped onto the London streets in front of everyone, phone and headphones flying. Mortified. Very perceived. Help.

12.03.2025 22:45 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

12.03.2025 11:00 👍 447 🔁 52 💬 11 📌 2

wtf 😭😭😭

10.03.2025 23:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The way I had the exact same thought 😭

10.03.2025 18:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🤭🤭

10.03.2025 18:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I didn’t order yet, I won

10.03.2025 18:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh!

10.03.2025 14:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Just had my ADHD assessment and got diagnosed on the spot. My meds are coming this week. I feel SO fucking validated. Cried a little bit after ending the call 😭

10.03.2025 12:17 👍 47 🔁 0 💬 10 📌 0

Leave me BE 😭😭

10.03.2025 12:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Get those local files going girl!

08.03.2025 11:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lemme go watch some Fort Boyard this week actually…

08.03.2025 11:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

we can hope 😭

08.03.2025 10:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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