VHVN (cmms open)

Spring is here (:
Finishing up owed art work starts soon!

I love this photo.
I got a security camera for shrimp and it auto tracks movement so at night I catch it gazing longingly at him like a frightened lover in the reflection of the glass.

What the fuck is this shit.
Girlscout cookies are golf ball sized now?? For 6$ a box? Now I have to learn to make girlscout cookies too? I'm already not doing well

Chicken stir fry

Thank you!!! 💓

Thank you thank you!!!

Hooray! Totally real, actual screenshot that is not altered at all because its my BIRTHDAY today and bluesky has that function!!!!

ive never wanted something so bad in my life
"Surfacing" by Brian Swords of York. I need her?

I got this at a bargain outlet for, like, $6 and even though it's not my art I really think this might be my favorite piece I have

Mystery oz cookie edibles. Taking bets on which universe i end up in tonight.

oh my gosh the physics on the hair? stunning

PNW Bestie!! 💓
I didnt want to go out either I ended up scrolling to a livestream on tiktok and casted it to my TV lmfao. YT wanted like, $60 🫩

I grew up in Oregon so I always rooted for them lol
I dont watch a lot of foosball but I'll watch the superbowl sometimes. Tonight I just happened to be hanging out with a friend who wanted to watch it

they did, yes. called with a minute and a half left

Hi!! I'd love to be added if there's room 💖💖 thank you for this!

The 2nd box iono him we aint know him it don't exist 😒

House real big
Cars real big
Dick real big
Everything real big

UHG, I just noticed his ear is covered in the moldy cream cheese icing i threw away he rushedly ate when I walked away to go to the bathroom 🤮🤮🤮 this dog is going to put me in the ground

My german shepherd bringing me his stuffed avocado after I asked him where my avocados for breakfast went

I'm making breakfast tacos and I asked my dog if he knew where my avocados were. So he brought me his avocado toy 🤮🤮🤮

Some old WIPs, im maybe I guess gonna probably finish..? Some of them..???
#ffxiv #xiv ##xivart #xivoc #yotsuyu

Hi! I'm VHVN (Vahn)! If you are looking for commissions I am open and taking them! I work entirely on digital media and am anti-AI. You can find my pricing, ToS and ways to comm me in the links below!

I have a Carrd: vahnacomms.carrd.co
and a VGEN: vgen.co/VHVN/

what in the absolute fuck am i doing with these layer names. honestly what the fuck am i even doing with some of these canvases in that size???
#art #procreate #digitalart

i am enjoying this thank you for this

fucking. stupid house flipper. stupid. the way they take pictures is dumb. this is what it looked like before the game took fuckass random shit photos 😒

ive been playing houseflipper 2 and i spend HOURS in build mode making these houses and decorating them. Then when I sell the house, the photos are just like "lmao idiot. forgot a window. ope door was open get fucked" like i worked so hard and this is what i have lmao

Not beating the white woman accusations

GIRL IF YOU DONT LEAVE ME ALONE ABOUT THOSE CARROTS

My friend asking me to get them carrots, then me getting concerned in selfies because I am intoxicated

Them offering me $2 and me sending a selfie considering it

Me having an existential crisis bc they told me to hurry up they close in 30 minutes (still visibly intoxicated)

My disgusted face as a reply to being rented a room at the days inn

POV you're trying to talk to me but I have gone nonverbal instead bc im stoned.

Girl I just. I dont like.
Like I.
Just let godzilla have it? Like at what point do you just throw your hands up and go "Ok, whatever. Fine." Like your whole house just got eviscerated 4 times in the last 3 years your deductible has gotta be so nasty

You being happy making content you want to make you deserve it king 🥺👑