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The news we’ve all waited for 👏

Barbra Banda has been removed from the Season Ending Injury list. She will be available for selection for the Pride’s Home Opener against Seattle Reign on Sunday, Mar. 15.

🗞️ orlsoccer.co/BandaReturn

13.03.2026 20:41 👍 74 🔁 16 💬 0 📌 2

Holding out for the tier that includes the Cryptkeeper show

12.03.2026 16:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

All LLMs did was create millions of brand new, terrible low-level managers.

11.03.2026 22:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s probably because they’re all fairly realistic about the rush of when a bet pays out. You’re sitting on a couch and you get excited. The ones I’ve seen aren’t glamorizing betting.

08.03.2026 12:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sports betting commercials feel like some of the most subtly toxic and disgusting advertisements I’ve seen. They make me sad for humanity.

08.03.2026 12:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

. . . because the money is already in offshore accounts

06.03.2026 16:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ok so Noem is out great. How do you keep working online to oust Miller?

05.03.2026 18:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nah, creating power vacuums never leads to chaos . . .

02.03.2026 12:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So populist neocon is actually a thing?

28.02.2026 15:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Certainty makes us all animals. Uncertainty makes us ask if we’re more than animals. Nope (but entropy is certain)

25.02.2026 16:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The far future is subject to entropy. The near future gives me anxiety. Right now things are pretty ok.

25.02.2026 13:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Waiting is the worst. I should be patient with my lack of patience. One day I’ll be more patient, if only I can wait for it.

25.02.2026 04:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The problem with Trump has forever been that if Trump is totally innocent he will order the docs proving his innocence shredded, because he hates anyone would confuse him with a guilty person. So everyone then believes he's guilty because he acts guilty.

24.02.2026 16:37 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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MAGA lawmaker launches ‘Protecting Puppies from Sharia Act’ Representative Randy Fine was slammed for claiming for suggesting ‘the choice between dogs and Muslims is not a difficult one’

I’ve been pretty sure Randy Fine sprang fully-formed from Carl Hiaasen’s brain, and this seals it for me: www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

24.02.2026 13:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wrote that when I saw the headline. I am ouroboros.

24.02.2026 12:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I promised a lot of stupid things. I’m doing them. Therefore I’m a success!

24.02.2026 12:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

CAMPAIGN 👏
ON 👏
LOCAL 👏
PREEMPTION 👏
IN 👏
FLORIDA 👏

19.02.2026 13:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A friend combined multiple voices into a synthetic voice with a unique sound through a text to speech service. They didn’t confirm how different the clone sounded from the training samples. QC later determined it sounded very close to one of the training voices 😅 Always confirm your outputs.

15.02.2026 03:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s the year 2026, I’m a kooky lefty liberal considering placing a placard with the bill of rights in my front yard and hanging a “Don’t Tread On Me” style Gadsden flag on my house. I don’t want to own a handgun, but I can see why some people keep a shotgun.

14.02.2026 15:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m still butthurt that the US pivoted away from the goal of an asteroid capture mission. How much practical application of space mining and legitimate commerce did we set aside for misguided dreams of utilizing mars and the moon so some fool could steal people’s money?

12.02.2026 17:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Your life has value even if you don’t contribute to GDP.

12.02.2026 01:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There’s a good chance that if your manager doesn’t support working from home, you’re either essential or they are terrible at relationships.

05.02.2026 14:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“It’s a weird time to care about anything.”

Yup

02.02.2026 14:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Maxwell: Bill to punish those who hide public records would put teeth in Florida Sunshine Laws Maxwell: A bill would put teeth in the Florida’s Sunshine Laws, penalizing officials who hide public records from citizens. It’s a no-brainer for anyone who believes in transparency, yet troubling …

Last September, I filed a public records request with FDOT for records related to painting over the rainbow sidewalk in front of Pulse. I paid the fees for the records and so far haven't received anything. Thanks to Scott Maxwell and @orlandosentinel.com for mentioning this!

31.01.2026 02:41 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

This is happening in Orlando. We might as well assume it’s happening everywhere.

30.01.2026 20:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So if dumbass hadn’t touched tariffs then he would have lower interest rates now?

28.01.2026 22:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Was their aim to make the left arm themselves?

28.01.2026 00:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

For so much “winning”, DeSantis consistently acts like a real loser.

27.01.2026 12:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t often think of the history of violence done to peaceful people who were the “disloyal whites” in the freedom riders or the men who supported women’s suffrage or the white abolitionists. It’s not hyperbole to identify with their place in history.

26.01.2026 12:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The fight has always been important and hard, any time new rights were earned or oppressors were thrown off. It’s easy to not think about how hard it must have been or how violent the opposition became.

26.01.2026 11:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0