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This is the first I've heard about this terribly stupid idea. It's like a gag out of a BASEketball sequel.

13.03.2026 18:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HELL YEAH

13.03.2026 13:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bluesky's gonna crash when everyone I know posts gifs of The Baroness.

12.03.2026 16:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Young Austin crying softly in bed, parents arguing in the background, slow choral version of Pictures of Lily playing.

12.03.2026 15:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It really doesn't.

12.03.2026 00:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was even better from the other angle.

12.03.2026 00:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Renee Paquette interviewing Persephone and Willow Nightingale

Renee Paquette interviewing Persephone and Willow Nightingale

booooo, I hope they both lose.

12.03.2026 00:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nintendo made a Pokemon game!??!??!?!

11.03.2026 17:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

These kids need to work on the basics instead of doing all these dangerous gimmick matches, it's like they don't even care about their own safety nowadays.

11.03.2026 14:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(I think the first time I heard it was when one erased some dingus's entire email database.)

11.03.2026 02:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't know when they started calling their bullshit machines "agents" but it's really cute that they think it makes it sound like it can do something.

11.03.2026 02:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
I Hanker for a Hunka Cheese
I Hanker for a Hunka Cheese YouTube video by Channel 80something

Health thing but admittedly the signals were mixed 'cause we also got "cheese is a healthy snack" PSAs.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xRv...

11.03.2026 00:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's tough to believe there was a time tv networks were forced to act like they cared about people in general and children in particular.

11.03.2026 00:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is the 30-minute Iron Man match. It finally came back with about 12 minutes left in the match, went to another break, and came back where it first left off.

11.03.2026 00:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For people who put too much sour cream on their baked potatoes!

10.03.2026 23:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is the only condiment opinion I have.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=L88w...

10.03.2026 23:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dang it, the livestream on myaew.com keeps jumping around in shows, I wanted to watch this.

10.03.2026 22:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
KENNY OMEGA VS PAC

KENNY OMEGA VS PAC

๐Ÿšจ KENNY VS PAC๐Ÿšจ

10.03.2026 22:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

who among us

10.03.2026 18:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I knew I had to watch it when Arin from Game Grumps described it as "a kid eats a Digimon and turns into a demon."

10.03.2026 18:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't have a job but I do have a cat who's been meowing her head off all morning and I don't know what she wants.

10.03.2026 15:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You don't even have to leave the house to buy magazines or see people anymore!

09.03.2026 18:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That lady's laugh brings me so much joy.

09.03.2026 18:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

...

09.03.2026 15:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sometimes one of my knees just kinda... stops working. Not catching or freezing up, but wobbling. The best way I can describe it is it feels like trying to balance a baseball bat on the palm of your hand. Doesn't happen often and doesn't hurt but, like, what the hell.

08.03.2026 23:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She's gonna be an absolute lunatic when she gets back to AEW, I cannot wait.

08.03.2026 20:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She's hanging out with the third Gunn Sonn.

08.03.2026 02:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Homer Simpson being attacked by a possessed Krusty the Clown doll and yelling "The doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughing at me!"

Homer Simpson being attacked by a possessed Krusty the Clown doll and yelling "The doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughing at me!"

07.03.2026 23:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's a full day.

07.03.2026 21:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yesterday was incredibly nice, windows open and all that, so despite getting rain off and on for a couple of weeks today feels particularly bleak.

07.03.2026 20:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0