@CNN Pizza shop workers took down an armed robber -- but when police took off his mask, they discovered he was their old boss.
and he would have got away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling kids
@agpasquella
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@CNN Pizza shop workers took down an armed robber -- but when police took off his mask, they discovered he was their old boss.
and he would have got away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling kids
Paul Klee ~ Horizon, Zenith and Atmosphere, 1925
#PaulKlee #Expressionism #Modernart
The trailer for EVERYONE IS LYING TO YOU FOR MONEY. In select theaters starting April 17th 🍿🤑🤣
I hate what is happening to people in this country
PRESS RELEASE: NoJetsTO Condemns Premier Ford and Ports Toronto shutting Torontonians out of the
airport debate. Tell Ford you want a say at NoJetsTO.com! af93970d-16e7-4a9a-be2f-16918dd39444.usrfiles.com/ugd/af9397_b... #topoli #onpoli #cdnpoli
That this war with Iran is unpopular in a way never before recorded in American history has seen remarkably little attention from the press
100%
I've been struggling with how to express my dismay at the war coverage by our top newsrooms, and how it dances around the central fact that Trump is deranged and unfit to command. I finally wrote something. Please read it. presswatchers.org/2026/03/the-...
A high-powered Chicago law firm announced a plan Monday to push for the appointment of a special prosecutor to investigate and potentially charge the agents who carried out Operation Midway Blitz.
@sophiesherry.bsky.social reports: chicago.suntimes.com/crime/2026/0...
This is how our government has been corrupted:
1) Donors give huge sums to elect politicians
2) Elected officials rewrite rules in donors' favor
3) Donors make huge profit
4) Repeat
We must get big money out of politics. It’s the root of all evil in Washington.
Doug Ford hates Toronto so much
He'll never get over us rejecting him when he ran for mayor
Right on, Ben! This looks great!
I really enjoyed your book. Looking forward to watching the doc!
Spaghetti taco with a side of wontons and chocolate chips
Teenagers from around the country and the world share advice they've received and taken to heart: Teenagers on the Best Advice They’ve Ever Received. This would be a good one to share with your students!
#EduSky #TLSky
www.nytimes.com/2026/03/05/l...
This looks awesome 😎
Yep. You got played, Joe Rogan
Flashback to the 2024 Republican National Convention 👇🏽
Can’t wait to see this. I read Ben’s book when it came out and it’s great.
Just rub some raccoon oil on it
He's got a book too that's really worth a read:
store.abramsbooks.com/products/eas...
13 is middle school
Putting on my Ragnarök boots
Holy shit - this would be very, very bad:
"The databases, called “Numident” and the “Master Death File,” include records for more than 500 million living and dead Americans, including Social Security numbers, places and dates of birth, citizenship, race and ethnicity, and parents’ names."
Former Member of Knesset and current pro-Israel think-tanker gives away the game saying that toppling Iran is really about eradicating their support for Palestinians, not the threat of their nuclear program
2026: Clown Event Still Possible
4 days ago, NPR reported that the Trump administration is still withholding, in violation of the Epstein files statutes, 37 pages of documents that implicate him in the rape of a child. This should end his presidency. www.npr.org/2026/03/05/n...
Thanks very much for the explanation!
It came across like a scare quote.
I'm glad to know I misinterpreted!
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The intricately carved bas-relief facade of the Palais de la Porte Dorée in Paris
The intricately carved bas-relief facade of the Palais de la Porte Dorée in Paris