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Kuntie Plopkins

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Hider of Daily Mails Old bag No Parmesán! ✊️ Illegitimi non carbonara! SHOVE YOUR CHLORINATED CHICKEN UP YOUR CHLORINATED BUM! Thrown out of the Brownies 4 "subversion" C/W may contain politics Same birthday as #craftywank & Prince George (diff year obvs)

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Something ludicrously surreal about international relations being conducted on Truth Social

10.03.2026 15:55 👍 10 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0

He's looking at replies

10.03.2026 15:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You're looking at replies

10.03.2026 15:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I have been

10.03.2026 15:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We all did

10.03.2026 13:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You mean suspended?

10.03.2026 13:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

There probably should be a sitcom written about you & your wife

10.03.2026 13:05 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I totally believe this & at least it keeps them out of trouble

10.03.2026 13:02 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

"Eat cake"

10.03.2026 12:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm sure I'll cope

10.03.2026 12:57 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sorry 😅

10.03.2026 12:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The pleasure you'd get for the good turn you're doing for humanity

10.03.2026 12:54 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Really enjoying this radio 4 phone in with a load of old farts going into great detail their smart meters & why they love them - one bloke extolling the virtues of being able to check it on an hourly basis 😨.
This is 21st century trainspotting...

10.03.2026 12:53 👍 43 🔁 1 💬 11 📌 0

I don't approve of fatwas which call for assassinations but I'd make an exception for this prick

10.03.2026 12:36 👍 75 🔁 8 💬 18 📌 0

I'm smiling

10.03.2026 12:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm disappointed she didn't marry Brian Ferry.
Would have been even better than if Jerry Hall had.

10.03.2026 10:26 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Saw a post about rick stein's wife which reminded me

10.03.2026 10:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Mario and Luigi (RIP) sausages

Mario and Luigi (RIP) sausages

Today is Mario Day (Mar10) so let us all take a moment to remember both Mario and his brother Luigi. They deserved better than this...

10.03.2026 09:24 👍 712 🔁 220 💬 16 📌 12

Disappointed that Britney Spears hasn't got a sister called asparagus

10.03.2026 10:19 👍 94 🔁 12 💬 22 📌 0

Well thanks, one for the blocklist

10.03.2026 10:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Probably because you blocked them posts are there

10.03.2026 09:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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"We've started WWIII by accident"

10.03.2026 08:57 👍 47 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

@iwf.org.uk

10.03.2026 08:53 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@iwf.org.uk

10.03.2026 08:47 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

@iwf.org.uk can I report stuff to you on here- takes much longer to do online & there is csam here

10.03.2026 08:46 👍 13 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

Tends to be a male thing

10.03.2026 08:23 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Quite

10.03.2026 08:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cigarettes breath

10.03.2026 08:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yup

10.03.2026 08:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

All that money on a flight ....

10.03.2026 08:20 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 7 📌 0