Pickyzim

I’m a stupid guy in my heart so this line goes so hard

Slowqucked to perfection

Barfsack Ocrumbo still my fav

Oh dude I am so jealous you got to meet and get that!

It’s not weird it goes back to that expression by Einstein “a life lived for others is a worth while life.” The thing is we have physical limits and you can hit those pretty hard

Like I feel this how it would end up for me too even if I really want to wear the boots

I will say great colors coordination with the onesie

RE9 comic Big monster dragging Grace away as she screams Monster gets shot in the face BLAM!! Leon smugly: "Seems like she was... a bit of a drag" Grace, having nearly died by a giant freakish monster, looks up at Leon entirely confused "huh?"

i almost had my head bitten off by a giant freakish monster, why is this old man making lame jokes at me 😭 #re9

RE9 comic Leon says "oh shit!" as a doctor zombie with a chainsaw and a nurse zombie approach him The doctor zombie swings the chainsaw and lobs off the nurse zombies arm, Leon goes "uhh...." Both zombies get sliced up by the chainsaw and Leon looks back at the camera Jim Halpert style

this may be a hospital, but this guy's no dr. salvador #re9

I did something truly psychotic just now. Instead of pushing 1 3 0 on the microwave I pushed the Add 30 seconds the times

God damn all that grass for nothing

Sorry it auto corrected it’s supposed to be America is a national socialism WITHOUT the socialism

These are both so great.

To date: I thought LASIK surgery was bad didn’t know they gave me someone else’s eyes!

I think the Air Force made a statement that Captain Marvel was a big recruitment thing for them

The subtext is just text now?!

Cyclops: hey Wolverine what job do you got again?
Wolverine: I’m the Wolverine
Cyclops: oh right right right

Does ANYONE have space for me on the floor at TFF by any chance? i can buy an inflatable mattress. i moan in my sleep for like, 20 min and then sleep lmao

you can absolutely make fun of my moaning in my sleep.

i just am looking for space 🥺

Etsy mostly. Mybinkiesandbows as well as Bigtots. It’s really hard to find an exclusive clothier though as drop shipping stuff from China is very easy so it kinda floods the search

Oh I’m here for this

Happy birthday gabby! Party it up like your favorite pony!

This is tonight!!! Why not come visit?

Sadly I live in hell (somewhere not near there)

Some of you act like you’ve never been blankie mogged and it shows

Alright I’ll pay the increased rates for sewage treatment

It’s @babyfur.bsky.social

Hoping for the day I’m granted the rank of human and no longer seen as a means to an end but an end in itself

Is the Grink pussy. One snuggle and you lose that edge

I was rooting for @nocartridge.bsky.social in the hunger games that @workerslit.bsky.social was running. It’s the Danganropa gamer spirit

America truly is a place where women can choose career or children but not both. Such a contrast to the Nordic countries