canadians getting woke on bluesky today! #CanadiansOnBluesky
13.01.2026 04:04
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canadians getting woke on bluesky today! #CanadiansOnBluesky
The man who murdered my family would probably only get 1 star for that in GTA, so I've decided to forgive him.
something happened at the oscars last night
that boy said
all i've been doing is stroking it to the new pokemon character with the bodysuit and the fat ass
This is my first Halloween as a Catholic, so tonight I'm handing out the Body of Christ.
Just gave one to a trick-or-treater and somehow he INSTANTLY knew what it was. 😂 Based kid.
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Okay but why does hittin' licks, hustlin' that gas, trappin' out the bandos, and snuffin' out the opps actually look kind of... FUN???? 😭
whore
Just tried to explain Dan Hentschel to a female on Hinge... but to do that I had to explain Dril, The Onion, 2016 Internet, the "black and chinese" guy and even a bit of 4chan lore.
Came off as a total MK Ultra CIA psyop schizo lol... she ended up unmatching. 😂 Dudes rock.
bluesky in 2025
le bruh..... YOU don even use bluesky 😆😆😆😆
All this over some chocolates is crazy. 😭
(This is the example I was talking about. Thank you for your patience.)
BREAKING: Trump just pardoned Diddy according to this image. I think I'm gonna be sick...
no way
just got the og pass! shoutout my friend noah lopez AKA @dextuhmorgan.bsky.social for mailing me 10 dollars via pigeon to buy it! #fortnite #skulltrooper #WeAreTheWalkingDead
utter woke nonsense
Spotify Wrapped "culture" is rather humorous.
"Look at me! I wasted 1,000 hours listening to (insert mumble rapper here)! Isn't that impressive?"
No, it's not. You know what's impressive? Appreciating the classics in a world full of trend-chasing fools.
Last night's party was like a Smiling Friends episode! 🔥
- Poorly planned ⏳👀
- Uninteresting characters 🐐🐐
- Conversations that go nowhere 🎙️🗣️
- Too random for widespread or lasting appeal 💯😂
Goodbye...💔
yeah sucks to be him
die whore
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I am permanently switching to blue sky from the other site (😆) and am looking for mutuals! 19 he/him. im into:
-the walking dead
-marvel
-daredevil
-jujutsu kaisen
-nintendo (anything Nintendo really 🤣)
-dexter
-evil dead
-star wars
-one punch man
-one piece
-fortnite
and much more.
#promosky
I cant use the website for the life of my great grandpa dude
So I work at Mattel... we just had to apologize for mistakenly putting the URL of a PORN SITE on our new #Wicked toys... 🤦
I should have known something was up the moment I saw the URL, "GiantHugePenisSexSexSexSexEnormousPenisSex.penis"! 🤦 I SUCK at my job and HATE MY LIFE!!!
