A. Sharpie

1-800-DIP-$H1T

You can say anything if you have a cool pocket square and matching belt buckle

The judicial version of "Give Me a F'ing Break"

Feels like a good day to remind folks ... bsky.app/profile/asha...

"I'm willing to take a Merlot, I'm willing to drink a Chianti ... cause I'll take all the varietals and drink em all in one glass"

Pocket Square Diplomacy

I think of her position as more missionary.

Can you imagine actually talking to Donald Trump?

"WANDERING DIPSHIT"

"BLOVIATING CARCASS"

"MARCO'S GIANT SHOES"

"Sometimes it kills 300 400 or 500% of the birds. There's actually negative birds now. Can you believe that?"

"Think of it."

Indeed.

"Also, the dancer at the strip club really likes all of you."

Can one even declare RICO?

It's kind of like the question, "Who should be FED chair?"

I wasn't aware you could eat chair.

" ... none of which have ever been won by Kari Lake."

Details of Noem's ad budget

The VAST majority of the budget was to buy airtime to broadcast these clowns shown vanity ads of Kristi. It was her way of campaigning for 2028.

But it's likely FAR less than the $220m budget has been spent.

The makeup budget had to be astronomical

While we're talking about Arizona, this is your daily reminder that today is Tuesday March 10th 2026 and as of this date, Kari Lake has still never won a general election.

I have an inactive mine laying boat. It is currently outfitted for catch and release of bass in the lake at my house. It has pedals if that matters.

I wish Jon Husted's eyes were smaller.

One of the Horest ever in terms of Muz.

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Maybe he was just fresh off a Trump rally?

Mike won't be naming any names.

"Every one of these deaths will have a demonstrable impact on Trump's plan to offer bare bones health plans to every living American."

He is highly impaired.

"The likes of which the world has never seen & probably a world record. One of the excursest ever in terms of excursion. When I came in, we were out of excursions. The cupboards were bare. Now I have big strong generals saying, 'Sir, thank you for the excursion, Sir.' We'll see what happens."

"It could be Cuba the country. It could be Cuba Gooding, Sr. Or maybe the Jr. It doesn't matter."

I was already tired of winning, honestly.

Use the promo code METH and Mike Lindell will personally deliver the hat along with a signed copy of his autobiography entitled "Jesus, These Are Great Pillows"

Dougie is the dumbest genius not named Lutnick.

Local billionaire lectures Americans on afforability. Again.

A quick reminder that today is now daylight savings time, Sunday, March 8 2026 and as of this date, Kari Lake has STILL never won anything.