Lovely knitwear tho.

HSBK Kinetic - no

I’m not gonna lie, I miss Twitter. This Bluesky app is a bit weird, I mean, I say I like cats and dogs… and my feed is now full of people with manga profile pics talking about being a naughty puppy or something. Oh and US sports. The algorithm is dodgy.

Except they’re not a ‘party’, they’re a limited company.

Can’t wait! I was an extra in this film, and the scenes I saw look amazing (or should that be amaze amaze amaze?)

[We see a close up of a young white male, tanned, white teeth, coiffed hair clearly an influencer on social media. It is an image such as you see when social media posts are shown on the news. In the corner of the screen is named a location: DUBAI. He is staring slightly off-camera for several silent panels of the comic strip. His eyes move slightly. He is having a thought.] From off-screen a newsreader’s commentary comes: NEWSREADER: Extraordinary images here of an expat in Dubai [The influencer’s eybrows raise slightly] …Having their first ever geopolitical thought. [CUT TO a BBC news scene. The BBC newsreader CLIVE MYRIE is talking to an interviewee next to the screen showing the social media influencer’s face. The interviewee’s name is David Jones]. CLIVE MYRIE: To explain the significance of this moment we’re joined by David Jones, our Expat Thoughts correspondent DAVID JONES: Clive, this is momentous It was caught on film at the end of an Instagram post titled: ‘Dubai Is Brilliant’. [Pointing at the screen, the influencer’s expression still the same] You can clearly see in the eyebrows here, the dawning realisation that there *might* be something in the world beyond his dickhead self. It marks a *huge* departure from all the Dubai Expat’s previous thoughts. CLIVE MYRIE: Which are…? DAVID JONES: You've Got To Get Yourself Out Here Mate, Everything Is So Clean, I Don't Have To Pay Taxes, I Am Incurious As To Why I Do Not Have To Pay Taxes, and Spa. CLIVE MYRIE: And might we see an expansion of these new Thoughts in coming days? DAVID JONES: I think we can expect to see: “I Deserve To Be Airlifted By A Country I Pay No Tax To” CLIVE MYRIE: Mmm. [Ends]

Dirty Business review – if this doesn’t incite righteous anger over our filthy water then nothing will Based on the true story of amateur sleuths appalled at the dumping of sewage in our rivers, this drama starring David Thewlis is a blast of controlled fury – and could become the next Mr Bates vs the Post Office

Dirty Business review – if this doesn’t incite righteous anger over our filthy water then nothing will

When I signed up to become a film extra, I wasn’t particularly optimistic. And so far I’ve only been in one movie…. but that movie is PROJECT HAIL MARY and I’m in about 5 scenes with RG and SH. If that’s my only film ever, pretty happy with that. 🚀🪐

There is nothing that brings me more joy than the song of a blackbird. Beautiful creatures.

Just leave the bin open for a day or so. Rains do much in the U.K., it gets washed out. Chuck in some Fairy liquid or Domestos, job done.

Some of you should watch the film or read up on Tourette’s. People will often utter the worst thing at that moment. Remember watching a docco about a group of kids who went to the USA and kept shouting “9/11” and “Isis” in New York.

Love the Asahi one.

I’m so sorry for your loss.

THIS is what’s wrong with AI. Was just looking for some info on the flag of Lebanon and the AI summary shows me the flag of the Norfolk Islands 🙄. Coz, y’know, flag, tree, it’s all the same.

Starfish and Coffee (Muppets Tonight) - Prince YouTube video by Paisley Perk

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U.K.

Two words… Al Capone. Got to get him on something at least.

Awwww he might have been hen pecked, but he loved her.

I’ve deleted Tw*tter and come over here… why do I keep getting posts about the weather in the US? I mute one, I get three more. Gah! The functionality here is shit.

First page I opened in this book in John Lewis… definitely did NOT cheer me up. #Rovers

Image from Twitter

The weekend weather report.

Absolute psychopaths.

Yeah, I get that too 😢. (Don’t get me wrong, I’m working a nights as a Uber driver just so I can follow my dream. It’s not easy).

My accountant charges just £75 a month (I’m a micro business), the best money I ever spent. He just tells me what to pay and when. Honestly should consider it, takes all the stress away.

I have no issues with unisex cubicles EXCEPT I would like it of the organisers cleaned them
more often. Sorry but going in after men peeing on the seat is horrible. Why do men’s loos stink so bad? Happy to share otherwise.

They probably avoiding the ‘P’ word or the ‘N’ word so in their minds, they haven’t crossed any lines. They’re not racist,
just telling like it’s. Apparently if you’re polite, it’s not racism.

Wasn’t it Romeos and Juliet’s in the early 80s too? Was Peps when I was old enough to go.

There is nothing worse than listing to a video you’re not watching. And having that competing with the other video (that you’re not watching) 2 seats behind etc. it’s just rude.

If you are a London/SE based Rovers fan, look out for us handing out these cards before, during and after the Millwall match.