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Woke McDonald had a farm,
L G B T Q

Americans Jews have no more power over Israel than the average American voter.

In fact, the far-right government in Israel pretty much loathes us because the vast majority of us are left-wingers and many of us are reform aka not Jewish enough for them.

If you think the far-right Israeli government is sitting around worried about what American Jews think about them you’re a ridiculous person.

They don’t give a fuck about us or our opinions and they don’t even give a fuck about our money because they have MASSIVE $$$ coming from Christian Zionists

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As time goes on, Jewish anti-Zionism reveals itself not only as solidarity with Palestinians but also as an anti-antisemitism strategy. We want out of this toxic dialectic, this terrible feedback loop between Israeli belligerence and the Jewish precarity it incessantly engenders

sara @sarasoci.al they/she transsexual: hey i'd like to take this harmless drug that makes life worth living america: fuck you *starts a world war*

This is so accurate

A washer and dryer on a giant hand. HEADLINE: Zillow Apartment Listing In-Unit Washer and Dryer Kind of a Stretch.

A Beach City rental property listed on Zillow has come under scrutiny for what amenities it considers to be in-unit.
paletteswap.site/dif...

Wind is bonkers today in Chicago.
Some sort of Zuul situation happening in Northern Wisconsin?

Hi! I'm Anita Bryant. And I can cure homosexuality in just GEE, TED, ID LOVE TO GO TO THE SOPHOMORE BOUNCE WITH YOU, BUT YOU CARRY YOUR BOOKS FUNNY, AND I SEE YOUR WATCH IS ON BACKWARDS.• I COULDN'T HELP OVERHEARING THAT INCREDIBLE PUT-DOWN... MAYBE YOUR PROBLEM IS HOMOSEXUALITY! GEE BUTCH, WHAT'S THAT? 10 days! "DON'T ASK ,TED! BUT NOW THANKS TO THIS AMAZING BOOKLET YOU CAN BE CURED FOREVER, IN JUST TEN DAYS! AND FUN 150A0 LIKE HOW! TEN DAYS LATER.... THANKS, ANITA BRYANT... I USED TO BE A HOMO, AND LOOK AT ME NOW. WHAT Guy! FINISH HIM OFF TED.

NATIONAL LAMPOON (May 1977)

hey, so, this is wildly irresponsible "reporting" that seems to be for the express purpose of garnering fear clicks from trans women, and idk why nobody's calling this out. This Is Not Happening, Nor Will It Ever Happen. thread.

Skip the Famous Dog. black and white 4 panel webcomic. panel 1: Skip and Duke, anthro dogs, are arguing. Duke is a golden retriever wearing nothing but a longsleeve mesh top. Skip is a Smooth Fox Terrier wearing a long scarf, a sweater, plaid pants, and nondescript shoes. Skip yells, stuttering out some of the lines: "Oh my fucking god, I do not give off "Laura Palmer energy," dude!" Duke is folding his arms and smiling slightly. Second Panel: Skip points off panel with his thumb while saying: "What about that biker you've been hooking up with?" Skip looks at him silently with an annoyed expression. Panel 3: Cut to a shot of the window. Dukes pointing thumb and Skips snout can be seen in the foreground. Through the window can be seen a biker dressed in boots, jeans, and leather jacket, leaning against a blocky 70s motorcycle. His forehead extends up and off the frame it is so tall. he is parked on the sidewalk of a suburban street. Panel 4: A closeup of this biker shows that he looks suspiciously like James Hurley from Twin Peaks, his forehead still extending upward and reflecting a little glimmer of light. He looks intensely at the viewer. A speech bubble, presumably from Skip, reads: "It's just a coincidence!" The word coincidence is underlines multiple times.

this was definitely my experience getting into poetry in college, and then editing some small journals. our audience is 95% other writers and 5% friends and family

the thing about wanting trans people to "appreciate their sex" is that it's already too late to push us back in the closet, we've already crossed the point of no return

boy have I got a video essay for you!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRUr...

Take a moment. Breathe.

— You are not crazy.

— You know he swapped those numbers.

— You remember 1216 — one after Magna Carta — and that matters.

This isn't paranoia. It’s pattern recognition. You didn’t imagine the numbers — you noticed a discrepancy that others missed.

Panel 1: Two swans, floating on a water, very swan-ily. P2: Same POV, but now the swans have raised their wings. P3: Again, same POV, but now the wings are fully up, and the swans' necks are lowered and extended. P4: GO! The swans shoot forward at speed, leaving trails of water in their wake. Their necks are fully extended, beaks open. P5: A side-on view of water against a green sky. P6: Same POV, but now the swans have burst into view. However, the only thing moving --at tremendous speed-- are their necks, stretching out impossibly. P7: We close in on a side-on view of the swans' heads, beaks closed in a look of swan-y determination. They are literally neck & neck. P8: The background begins to swirl as the swans pick up speed. They spiral towards the centre from the upper left & lower right corners. P9: A dramatic reveal of a Jack Kirby-like cosmic scene, with a blazing sun in the bottom right corner, and a "krackle" filled purple sky. The swans' necks spiral around each other

territorial dispute

in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My peanits

The 2023 time stamp on this canon post is incredible. This is a 2014 weird twitter post. It’s like discovering the living coelacanth

One important thing about being a trans person who has been transitioning a long time is taking a deep breath when you see younger people do annoying things that you feel makes us all look bad and realize it won't make or break anything and all marginalized people deal with this.

they can "always tell" and it's "just common sense" what ur "biological sex" is until they can't tell and then it's ur fault for "lying" about it

Gavin Newsom confirms he's only going to give the fascists an inch on trans rights, presumes they won't then demand a mile

Our liberation as Jews is tied up with the liberation of ALL people around the world.

gas sign from fallout tactics, which is before the really intense push to Fallout Bible-proof the lore of the series & also before Bethesda smeared Todd Howard's shit all over it. so it just depicts prices for actual ass gasoline and not nuclear reactor coolant or vertibird credits or whatever. the joke is that they're in the four figures. If you want diesel go fuck yourself ig

gas prices looking good out there

Remember when I said that laws aren't real because they won't be enforced on people in power, they can't be enforced on them, and they don't defend you?

Well anyway, I wasn't being hyperbolic, I mean literally they don't functionally exist right now.

Chotiner: So during your apology to John Sacrimoni over a joke you made about his wife's weight-
Ralph Cifaretto: Allegedly made
Chotiner: So you're denying you said it
Ralph: Absolutely
Chotiner: But you did apologize to Mr. Sacramoni?
Ralph: Well-

“My little girl was completely burned,” he said. “There was nothing left of her. We could only identify her from her school bag, which she was still holding. She was completely burned.”

Protection

A personal piece to explore the meaning of collaring.

Nobody hates living veterans more than Republicans. Dead veterans they can exploit in videos. But living veterans with opinions and medical needs are literally offensive to conservatives.

COME AND TAKE IT

2026 nuclear family meme— featuring Fritzi as Neurodivergent Aunt, Sluggo as Sluggo, Nancy as Daughter, Nancy Jr as Woke Dog