Blaq Viper

Payton Pritchard looks like he about to assassinate the Earth Queen

These west coast tip-off times are fucking brutal

Make the fucking calls consistent. Flagrant Sengun on Butler but Buddy Hield can eyerake Sengun?

Fuck outta here. #nba

Dealing with Adobe Admin console makes me want to break and mangle all of my fingers individually with a hammer

Mavericks complete dumb fucks

HOLY SHIT I GOT AFFILIATE ON TWITCH LMAO

Stat screenshot of Blaziken, with a great stat spread, a lot of heal items, the Marvel Scale ability, and the moves Fire Punch, Leaf Blade, Crunch, and Rock Slide. It is my early mon for Super Kaizo Ironmon, a Pokemon challenge variant. Now I must pivot to a completely new mon in the Safari Zone.

#ironmon update: I’ve had a GNARLY run with a Blaziken carry me to the Safari Zone.

Pivot choices: Gyarados, Blissey, Houndour (evo), Vaporeon*(fav)

All live-streamed on Twitch and on YouTube (blaqviper)

The run continues today!

#pokemon #frlg #firered #gen3 #Blaziken

Exquisite wedding invitation made for my DND game, celebrating the marriage of Princess Anastasia Brighton and Prince Willand Bounce. The tag at the bottom says “til DEATH do us part”, with DEATH in all capitals.

Throwback to the climax of the DND game I DM’d with my buddies. One of the PCs was the brother of the bride. I’m sure nothing TERRIBLE happened…
#dnd #5e

Twitch Twitch is the world

Been playing Ironmon - that shit is good stuff. I’m addicted, and I’ve been streaming the shit out of it.

twitch.tv/blaqviper

#ironmon #pokemon #kaizo

changed some deets on the profile around. I hate having to protect anonymity simply for my job.

ESPN Notification says “Ohio lawmaker proposes bill that would make flag planting at Ohio State’s stadium a felony.” Context: Michigan (6-5) beat Ohio State (10-1), in Ohio State stadium. UM players tried to plant a flag, brawl breaks out.

Damn they really got pussy hurt over this, didn’t they?

They aren’t focusing on the right problem. If the 10-1 team beat the 6-5 team, this wouldn’t even happen.

Wait… Starry is Sierra Mist?? No wonder it’s so ass

Thoughts and prayers for the healthcare CEO are Out of Network

I guess Pocket Kingdom is a supply solution for processing skills and Overgrown is autoFarm/herblore.

Grimoire is lesser choice IMO since I have Kourend.

#osrs #LeaguesV

T7 Relics:
Grimoire vs Overgrown vs Pocket Kingdom?

Areas: V/K/?

Relics: AW > DD > CC > GG > SM > BN

Leaning Pocket Kingdom, someone talk me out of it.

Leagues good.

Took zombie axe to Moons of Peril last night and I’m hitting that Hotline Bling on them bitches

As a kid, I thought Joe DiMaggio and John DiMaggio were the same person.

“You’re telling me that Bender/Marcus Fenix played baseball?!”

Here’s Squidward, on top of the cabinet, ft. “The Jump”

Squidward jumps from the fridge to on top of the cabinets and likes to chill there.

Tuck, who is obsessed with Squidward, likes to follow him.

The problem is that Tuck is scared of getting down by himself and is routinely stuck* up there.

*(meows incessantly unless I am not home/asleep)

Trimming armor 50k

Update:
Private instance GWD update kicks ass.

Also, divine pots are awesome. Holy hell I am stupid for not using them sooner.

#osrs #runescape #ironbtw

Almost 1K Zily kills, no SGS. I think I’m going to go back now that the private instances keeps floor items #osrs #runescape #ironscape

At least the fights have been good so far! ….if Netflix will load…

Yeah a lot of audio issues at the desk. Holyfield and Jerry Jones’ mics cutting out

This white dude commentating the Paul v Tyson event is annoying

fuck this show

NPC Taunts plugin is fucking great. 10/10 highly recommend

#osrs #runescape

Blood fury is clutch as fuck at Araxxor but god damn does it eat charges #osrs #runescape #ironbtw

Might be unpopular opinion, but I think Alfie having non-group members tank Demonic Gorillas is ick and against the spirit of the mode #osrs #runescape #therizzlers

Are there any neat strats for group armadyl GWD? I got a task on the main and a few buddies wanna join
#osrs