Kelltick 🦎

Not you. Never you. (Compliment)

A weird thing about getting older is how many people I know who are like "in bed by 8:30" people. Wtf

Rancheritos needs a loyalty program.

I appreciate at least the the SLC trib put a photo this bad of him in here.

"ThOsE hAvE rEd DyE"
Good. Kill me.
🙄🙄🙄

a group of cartoon characters are standing in the snow and one of them says a woman ALT: a group of cartoon characters are standing in the snow and one of them says a woman

All of the top brass in North Korea after Kim Jong Un announced his daughter as his heir.

I may have to. Or I'm gonna have to buy band aids at costco

I have really bad ingrowns/ folliculitis on my inner calves and the Internet said that way less blades and new blades every time.e.or every other time helped. Lol

Started shaving my legs with a safety razor. The horror movie scene in the bathroom confirms there is absolutely nothing safe about it.

Horoscope phone notification that says "each encounter you have with another person is a lesson in Intimacy"

My therapist: you need to be more vulnerable with people in general
My horoscope: (see image)
Me: *running screaming from the room* NONONONO

It's because money can't buy you a good personality.

Sure, growing up with a parent who saw and called out the many flaws of her children was sometimes frustrating and can still be a little disheartening. But there is nothing more annoying than parents who see no flaws and refuse to acknowledge obnoxious behavior. You're blinded by love😒😒

I'm a raccoon.

Wizard w orb

The strictly business-brained NFL exec who months ago foresaw the February 2026 vibes and then hired Bad Bunny

Listen everything's bad all the time. But this brings me joy.

We have got to keep the adults off Instagram reels.

Whoever started women calling their husbands hubby should end up in the fields of punishment in hades because that is the dumbest word in the world.✌️😘

I've actually had some high quality ones this month. I should have screen shot more of them.

Horoscope app notification that says "your day at a glance: steal those hours back."

Saw this today and said "say less horoscope"

💀💀💀

I thought there was like a crack between my curtains and wall, but actually I realized I brought a cursed object into my room.

A water bottle with glow in the dark markings.

I bet it was incredible.

My therapist: you need to make sure you're taking care of yourself, sleeping and eating well.
Frat boy Kelli: no.💕

Me trying to go to sleep🤝 the mind flayer
Likes it cold

I care deeply about this.

My top concern at this time.

My dream date is you take me to a pro sports game, buy me a soda, and then spend the entire time telling me players personal backgrounds, any drama surrounding the players and teams, and maybe some light rule info.