Dominie Leigh

I'd choose every fox on earth over this pathetic, useless arsehole. Even the one who ate my pet rabbit

I've had Monzo for ages but I've barely used my account. Lloyds got in on the "wrapped" trend last year and it annoyed the fuck out of me. I wish they'd stop trying to be cutesy while making me swipe through loads of trivial shit and just give me my credit card statement with minimal fuss

Ooof, my condolences. I hate flying. Airports are like hell's waiting room for me. Safe travels and I hope it's a better experience than you expect it to be

I'll always remember that literally the first time I'd left the house in ages and I masked up to attend a medical appointment, some random guy at the bus stop screamed "you look ready to die!" in my face and straight up tried to pull my mask off. Such off-putting shit

Yeah, that's going to be my takeaway too. "What do they have on you, mate?" will be the first question I ask because it simply doesn't get clearer than this

Wait, so what was going on when he straight up said he didn't charge for it on LBC?

Yes indeed, a practicing hypnotherapist but that was a single consult that he didn't take any money for. As I recall LBC framed the fact that he apologised at all as proof that it must have happened just as the Sun had reported because otherwise what was he apologising for. Just can't win

Did he even get any money for it? From what I've seen, he didn't charge and stressed that it was a one-off because she insisted but is not a service he offers or takes money for

A top-down closeup photo of a pale yellow flower with serrated-tip petals, with the ground and leaves below out of focus. There are two little moths in the flower; the moths have a fuzzy gray thorax, and cream-colored wings with thin bands and edges of deep pink.

These pretty, day-flying moths (Heliolonche pictipennis), only about 1 cm. long, are one of my favorite desert spring insects. The only flowers they visit (desert dandelion, desert chicory, or scale bud) close up at night; the moths sleep inside them, which is scientifically adorable. #BugSky 🌿🐙🌼

Not only are they fash, they're tight-arse fash

I think I would now describe myself as someone who wants nothing to do with genAI and that wasn't always the case. I never used to care either way but the absolute scrum to cram it into everything has been SO off-putting. I may have carried on not caring if it didn't all smack so much of desperation

So it is! Awesome, cheers

Tidy! Gutted there doesn't seem to be a VOD of that cos I was at a party drinking a magnum of strawberry Lambrini (tasted like vape juice) and couldn't get away with doing both

Fucken 'ell that's a visceral, evocative comparison!

The Plaid one was a very welcome surprise for me given that it has always been very Labour-friendly in the past. I truly didn't expect it would go down that way

I'm sorry, *what* now?!

I suppose this is a thing I shall need to look up in the morning and see if my windows are modern enough for it

Lol. Lmao. What a pathetic fucking wanker.

I always just assumed they were basically Penguins (which I don't like) so I avoided them. Worth a go, then?

The fact that nobody greeted you with a cheery "Hey! What a wonderful kind of day" is actively criminal

My favourite part of this is always that she was just chewing on a plastic gem the whole time. It's a masterclass of non-verbal communication because nothing says "this is beneath my notice and I cba to take it seriously" like casually munching in an interview. Love her

Unless the political landscape changes significantly in the next couple of years, the next GE is going to be a vicious scrum. I wouldn't like to try to predict anything

Fuck yes, get it into my veins. The chips too

Well, if nothing else it should certainly save us all some time if they're committing to not changing a damn thing. No point waiting to see if they learn any lessons if they've already confirmed the direction of travel is simply more of the same 🤷‍♀️

Indeed. We were having crits at the end of every project when I was at art school. In the final year, we were having them weekly. It was daunting, sure, but it was as important to learn how to *give* fair & constructive criticism as it was how to *receive* it with grace and good humour

I know right?! My friend has a Pomeranian and it's basically identical, lol

I know what you mean. Even the grey, overcast sky seems brighter today

I really wish she'd finally just cut her losses and put Labour in her rear view. At the moment she's just a tragic waste of one of the few good MPs we have, trying to effect change from the inside of a party that stubbornly, studiously refuses to be decent

Same. This Ditto-faced motherfucker will never not be funny