Ashen

Chugging Gatorade in the corner and trying to regain my will to live.

I'm not sick but I'm not well

Con in three and a half weeks. I need this vacation

I'll take it by your side

LVFC is 4 weeks away. If you need to order stuff beforhand, it's probably time.

Also, maybe wash your fursuit.

The only available bathroom on three floors is the Haunted One. I think I'll hold it until I get to ED

Gods save me from Orange County

*indistinct muttering*

DEATH BEFORE DECAF!

*Indistinct muttering*

The only reason I haven't flipped a table during my lunch break is the fact that I would lose my pizza.

Could I? Should I?

Who puts shrimp on pizza?!

Lent starts Wednesday. Usually I give up something for the 40 days. To prove to myself I can.

This year I think I'm too weak to make it without my last remaining vices.

Lord of the Rings thought:

Legolas snuck Gimli into the Undying lands like a pack of contraband twizzlers into a movie theater.

The very worst part of you....is me

"hey you need to go stand up this patient. The Dr wants it."

"Is the DR. Aware the patient has no legs?"

Shout out to the Marshall's employee today who saw me look at, sigh, and put back a purse.... Which she then proceeded to clearance tag and hand back to me.

Just crawled out of a morgue drawer that I had to crawl into to retrieve a patient's jewelry, that fell out of the tray. I feel like I've shaved 10 years off my life and am really cold now.

Also my call sign on the disaster radio is still "Meeseeks"

Popped out of a forgotten door and absolutely scared the crap out of a charge nurse. Lift ninja returns.

It's less fun than you'd think

The Haunted Supply Closet set the intercom button off at me several times in a row. Yeah buddy I'm happy to see you too. Though the Haunted Bathroom can kindly continue to fuck off

Back at work this week, currently sitting at the coffee bar and marvelling that I made it

Oof. I'm sorry you're hurt

Woke up at 530, couldn't go back to sleep so I did my taxes

The nail I broke two weeks ago is finally long enough to trim so it matches the others

The FC fomo is starting. Sometimes work comes first

New job starts Monday. It'll be nice to go back to work

I'm glad you get to go!

The best flavored potato chips are Jalapeno Ranch Ruffles and I will fight people on this

How can I help?

You're not alone.

It's not goodbye, it's I'll see you next time