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My new Purity Litmus Test for any Democrat in politics is to at least talk like uhh this cato institute gentleman

US Attorney nominee has a disturbing history of demonizing and dehumanizing trans people Phillip Williams has said parents of trans children should be drowned. He also compared efforts to support gender-affirming care to slavery and the Holocaust.

NEW: US Attorney nominee Phil Williams has a long & disturbing history of attacking trans people and their parents.

He said parents of trans children should be drowned. He also compared efforts to support gender-affirming care to slavery & the Holocaust. nominationnotes.substack.com/p/us-attorne...

Please help me share the post below. I don’t have a huge following, but this nomination is a bit under the radar and deserves more attention. His committee vote is this Thursday.

Kansas Senator Is Framing an Anti-Abortion Proposal as an Equal Rights Amendment The same language is used in Senate calendar listings, where no language clarifies that it’s an anti-abortion measure.

A Kansas senator is packaging an anti-abortion measure as an Equal Rights Amendment, with Senate calendar listings using the same misleading language and no clarification of the bill's true intent.

They don't even write their own bills! They pay think-tanks like the Cato Institute and the Heritage Foundation to do it FOR them!

Wait, so somebody created a miniature Dead Internet, and Zuckerberg thinks he can make money off of that?

When you count up the physical and mental labour elected officials actually perform, it's kind of insulting we pay them as much as we do when everybody else is suffering like this.

"I make six figures essentially answering phone calls and sitting meetings, so I don't understand why this is so hard for other people."

there is an extremely long list of people who need to be held accountable in the next administration but sending the DOGE boys to big boy jail needs to be near the top of the list

And even if he isn't, his presidency -also- proves you can just will things into existence if you repeat them loudly and often enough.

It's very hard to come to any other conclusion about the modern North American Prison and Parole System besides "it punishes people by making them a permanent underclass"

Budget Cuts Threaten Oregon Program for Helping People Get Jobs After Prison The state had recently expanded the novel program for providing one-on-one career coaching, job fairs behind bars, and support for people after release.

A formerly incarcerated man credits a novel workforce development program in Oregon for helping him find stability after his release from prison. “This program has been my light at the end of the tunnel.”

Well shit they actually proved that shitty people really do suck the life out of you.

...is a sloppelganger selfcest because they give you the sloppy t-[EXECUTED]

...goddamnit that's a good one. I'm kind of mad I didn't think of that tbh.

Something tells me that's not something that will occur to the average user to enable.

Downloaded. Compressed. Shared.

Wait don't OneDrive files exist in both places simultaneously?

STATE OF ALABAMA March 10, 2026 John Q. Hamm, Commissioner Alabama Department of Corrections 301 S. Ripley Street Montgomery, AL 36130 Dear Commissioner Hamm: Pursuant to the authority granted to the Governor of Alabama by the Alabama Constitution, I hereby commute the death sentence of Charles Lee Burton to life imprisonment without parole. See Ala. Const. art. V, § 124 (governor's power to grant reprieves and commutations to persons under sentence of death); Ala. Code § 15-22-27(b) ("[a]ny person whose sentence to death has been commuted by the Governor shall not be eligible for a parole"). Prior to exercising this power, I notified a designated member of the family of the victim, Mr. Doug Battle. I also notified the Attorney General. Sincerely, 似 Kay Ivey Governor

UPDATE: Law Dork has been provided a copy of Alabama Gov. Kay Ivey's commutation of Charles "Sonny" Burton. www.lawdork.com/p/alabama-so...

everything is fucking "but my life as a web developer is improved by this new tool (sorry it breaks everything you use and we don't accept it either)" and quite frankly I'm fucking tired of letting web people make shit easier for them and harder for literally everyone else

Ah less the story more the source; got it.

"So you're saying your LOSSLESS format LOST the noise?"

"Ye- NO! YOU'RE TRYING TO TRICK ME!"

Its all very well to say "It's just ONE Omelas child"

Until you're the Omelas child.

As well he should, quite frankly.

Night heron, in broad daylight

Night heron is apparently a misnomer

I'm big on Operation BOATSTUCK, personally.

iran could get critical online support for this if, instead of deploying mines, they simply deployed One Big Boat, which then got stuck

New York AG James investigating death of blind refugee Shah Alam NY Attorney General Letitia James, in a letter Friday, told Rep. Kennedy her office is investigating the death of Shah Alam, the blind refugee

New York’s attorney general is now investigating the death of a nearly-blind refugee soon after he was released from custody by Border Patrol, the Investigative Post reports.

You're gonna have to point it out to me boss b/c I could've sworn this is legit.

"Laird jayzuz t'underin' push off"