The Big Paralympics Man

I’ve been watching more disaster movies lately just to cheer myself up a little bit.

Bam assaulted Kobe's record like Kobe did that time in Colorado

Extremely sorry to hear that, buddy. Thoughts to you and your family, and fuck cancer.

I 1000% hate this stupid fucking timeline.

Bald Abraham Lincoln

The real reason for the stovepipe hat

Celebrate MAR10 day by stabbing a billionaire.

Black shirt featuring Dr. Teeth and the Electric mayhem with words that say "I'm With the Band"

I got myself a new shirt.

I would not be able to do what you do. I read a few internet comments that aren't even directed at me, and fantasize about setting the entire earth on fire. I can't imagine the horseshit comments you get.

holy shit

FYI: Watching old eps of the Muppet Show and the original Muppet movies have been keeping me afloat, if you're looking for something...anything...

Not right now, monthly siren test! Read the fucking room

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I'm getting pretty fucking close to cancelling my subscription to Life

Legendary timeline line up here. @mobute.bsky.social

I was a Bulls fan growing up, but you bet your ass I snagged a sweet Hornets hat. Then, used that hat as inspiration to draw the logo in BASIC to make it move across the screen. Got an A on that project. I've mostly been programming since, but nothing as cool as that flying hornet.

Now Derp, I have agreed with 100% of your tweets, skeets, and sheets, but this is a bridge too far.

MILAN, ITALY - FEBRUARY 19: (EDITOR'S NOTE: Image was captured using a remote camera positioned above the field of play.) Megan Keller #5 of Team United States scores the game winning goal in overtime against Claire Thompson #42 and Ann-Renee Desbiens #35 of Team Canada to win the gold medal during the Women's Gold Medal match between the United States and Canada on day 13 of the Milano Cortina 2026 Winter Olympic games at Milano Santagiulia Ice Hockey Arena on February 19, 2026 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Jared C. Tilton/Getty Images)

put it in the Louvre

MEGAN KELLER WITH A DIRTY DRAG MOVE AND A GOLD MEDAL WINNING GOAL 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

WHAT A FUCKING GAME

My dog was very confused as I continually yelled "SIT! SIT! SIT!"

On one hand, it's ridiculous, on the other hand, it gets rid of the bible, so.....

As an Iowa fan, it gives me a little glimmer of hope that maybe, one year, we won't be a mediocre team.

Congrats, Stace!! Proud of you!

Can’t wait to see @pftompkins.bsky.social!!

Cannot wait! Been looking forward to this for a long time!

It was going well during the moment of silence, but then he opened his fucking disgusting mouth.

Took the Orange Dipshit less than 5 minutes of talking to blame both Obama and Biden for the plane crash. Sounds fucking right.

The best part of this “contentious” hearing is how quickly he’ll be confirmed because nothing fucking matters anymore.