𝙒𝙤𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙒𝙤𝙤𝙙𝙥𝙚𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙧

“Wait up. Is it true Disney sucks up to counterfeit money?”

“Ya sure, bub?”

“Yeesh. Oswald, buddy. What is Disney doing?”

Is this you?

“I’ve been asleep for so long... What did I miss?”

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"Erm... What's up Doc!"

Bugs Bunny winds up the Bluesky!

“Oh, no. Donald. He managed to get here.”

...Woody Woodpecker? Don’t you remember me, Daffy.

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𝘿𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙌𝙪𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙇𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙖 𝘿𝙪𝙘𝙠, 𝙎𝙤𝙖𝙧 𝙇𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙖𝙣 𝙀𝙖𝙜𝙡𝙚

♥️ & 🔄?

“Sorry, Oswald. Was busy preparing my speech for Universal’s new theme park opening here.”

“Donald, I understand. But it’s Daffy I’m concerned. I liked him better when he was screwy than greedy.”

“Oh. Ew, is that Daffy? Yeesh. Both him and Donald give me bad vibes...”

“...You know. God? A.K.A. Steven Spielberg? Because I’ve seen you and two others visit Universal Studios to check up on how he’s doing, since the WB Studio is close by.”

“You’re... up. Lemme guess, you’re here to see your God?”

“Good! I take it you’re a toon like me?”

“Never seen a talking tea cup since the ones at Disney-”

“[Reader]. Tell your brutal honest opinion of me. Am I just as bad as Donald and Daffy?”

"𝚆𝚎'𝚛𝚎 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝙺𝚞𝚗𝚐-𝙵𝚞 𝙵𝚛𝚘𝚐𝚜, 𝚆𝚎'𝚛𝚎 𝙽𝚒𝚗𝚓𝚊 𝚃𝚞𝚛𝚝𝚕𝚎𝚜!"

✕🖕✕

✕ #TMNTRP ✕ #TMNT2012RP ✕ #NickRP ✕ #MVRP ✕

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“𝙇𝙀𝘼𝙑𝙀 𝙄𝙏 𝙏𝙊... 𝙇𝘼𝙈𝙈𝙔!”

#UmJammerLammy #MVRP #ParodyBSKY

(Lammy joins Bluesky!!!)

“Yeah... ya bring up decent points there, Os.”

“That’s... rough.”

“...Please tell me it’s not Buzz.”

“You okay.”

//OH HELL NO, GET OUT OF HERE.

“You lot are in denial if you discriminate guys like me who puts milk in the cereal bowl first.”