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the true millennial innovations are all ages breweries, vape pens, edibles, and other discrete but socially acceptable ways to get blitzed around children

Albini Sessions (Benefit for Letters Charity), by Fugazi 12 track album

Stop literally everything.

Steve Albini's Fugazi sessions, widely bootlegged and full of lore, now available officially for the first time.

fugazi.bandcamp.com/album/albini...

rabbit rabbit 🐇🎶📚

no war no borders no cops no prisons no to all of this shit

I JUST WANT TO READ EVERY GOOD BOOK EVER WRITTEN IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK

Springsteen-themed point and click adventure called Untitled Bruce Game

but tbh is this any less coherent than me and all my lefty friends who think the extraction industries are evil but still engage in crass consumerism? seems like one group is having more fun and it ain’t the commies

there’s a used book store nearby with an “owner’s picks” shelf that’s half Angela Davis etc books about prison abolition and half David Icke etc books about how the ruling class are reptilian aliens. indie voters are on one.

but why did Gene Simmons make that face in the “Lick It Up” video tho

some of you are looksmaxxing when you need to be booksmaxxing

Mamdani seems to have found a really good balance between slugging thru the main quest while still having fun with the side quests

imagining Jandek flying on the Lolita Express

hate to break it to the people who think they’re involved in some proud artistic tradition by writing smut but none of these femgooners care how their stroke books are created

BlueSky lowkey also the horniest

most gullible: Facebook
most guilt ridden: Instagram
most ignorant: Reddit
most aggressive: Twitter
most pompous: BlueSky

Pittsburgh Penguins head coach Dan Muse

Dan Muse has the facial and body expressions of a halfway house counselor on the morning shift looking at the list of residents who got arrested the nite before

gonna sign up for one of those gambling apps and make a fortune betting Yes on “will Boeing be manufacturing engines at the Tacoma ICE facility by the end of the 2027 fiscal year?”

one time I read a synopsis of The Dark Tower series and it was so unbearably clowny that it made me swear off reading Stephen King entirely

I could never be tricked into reading a book

rabbit rabbit 🐇📚🎼

all you need to know about art is you can’t spell “fart” without it

guy at the store who reeks like resin hits in a state where pot is legal has gotta be a recession indicator

wish I could’ve listened in on the Obama conference call

lesser known types of wifeguys: guys who are really into The Cure, guys who have been divorced 3+ times, poly guys who only date married women

told my boss I’m gonna tell any ICE agent that comes in to huff my balls and they said they were okay with that so once again I’m happy I changed career paths

I’m putting my phone DOWN and am picking my book UP

Guess who is going to buy more books today? (It’s me)

it was so fun seeing Ja Rule with you

I am now ready to admit I have too many books but I am not ready to admit that anything follows from this. It is an isolated fact shedding no light and recommending no course of action.

one of the best examples of how cooked Americans are is that every time shit hits than fan they start reaching for things like Snyder and Orwell instead of Fanon and Marx. books like this produce something like a Negative Literacy, they just make the world more incoherent for the reader.