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"Salix" comes from the scientific name for the willow tree. Cuz like plural system

"Jane" was the name of a character I played in an rp once

"Opal" is just the name of my favorite gemstone

12.03.2026 14:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Tsuchinoko are described as being between 30 and 80 centimetres (12 and 31 inches) in length, similar in appearance to a snake, but with a central girth that is much wider than its head or tail, and as having fangs and venom similar to that of a viper.[1] Some accounts also describe the tsuchinoko as being able to jump up to 1 metre (3.3 feet) in distance followed immediately by a second jump while still in the air.[2][failed verification]

Description Tsuchinoko are described as being between 30 and 80 centimetres (12 and 31 inches) in length, similar in appearance to a snake, but with a central girth that is much wider than its head or tail, and as having fangs and venom similar to that of a viper.[1] Some accounts also describe the tsuchinoko as being able to jump up to 1 metre (3.3 feet) in distance followed immediately by a second jump while still in the air.[2][failed verification]

i love that the wikipedia page for tsuchinoko has a passage saying tsuchinoko can double jump with a citation that has "failed verification." like, i'm sorry, have you seen a tsuchinoko? do you have them in a laboratory setting where they repeatedly fail to double jump to get to food? if not, then,

12.03.2026 07:35 πŸ‘ 67 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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uma cheebs batch 1

#umamusume #fanart

12.03.2026 07:36 πŸ‘ 111 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is an around-the-corner joke about Spy x Family

12.03.2026 11:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's crazy how one of Fujimoto's former assistants on Fire Punch went on to write a juvenile piece of sexist drivel and one of the other ones went on to write Dandadan.

12.03.2026 11:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

billions of years of evolution: you should be horny and have sex

humans who think they're smarter than billions of years of evolution: ummmmmmm that's bad actually

12.03.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 90 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

this isn't really a "take" but censorship stuff is always ludicrous to me as someone who defaults to thinking about things on a really grand scale. "this person wants to fuck a cartoon character" as though our animal ancestors millions of years ago weren't trying to fuck rocks and shit. who cares

12.03.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 131 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Jikishirone from Ichi the Witch saying "good opinion"

Jikishirone from Ichi the Witch saying "good opinion"

when someone expresses a take I agree with or otherwise wish to endorse

11.03.2026 23:50 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Went out intending to get a walk in. Got so absorbed in the King Gizzard record I had on that I walked all the way down by the college without realizing as it started snowing. I feel happy as a clam rn and now I'm enjoying some Cane's for dinner. Life is worth living for the little things!

11.03.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

they don't tell you this but your thirties are for being in your teens

09.03.2026 21:36 πŸ‘ 159 πŸ” 53 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3

it was pretty yuriful that is true

the writing was very ???? at times tho yes

11.03.2026 19:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I mean in this case it's pretty easy to explain in that the anime itself just isn't all that great. It's not terrible or anything but I think this OP is pretty easily the best thing about it

11.03.2026 19:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A parade of animals, predators and prey, the dying and the already dead. Arranged like so: rabbits, ducks, swans, birds, and whale skeletons. Nightjars flying so thick and so heavy that they line the sky like bomber planes. 

There are many questions here, all about our aestheticization of violence. Murder held so distant and so abstract until it isn't, but the main one is this: is it *less* violent, truly, to rip the stuffing from a doll than to kill a man? Is it better to shoot an animal than a person? In a world filled with a creeping frost so cold that it freezes your eyelids, is anything worth the warmth?

"There's a serial killer loose among the Rabbits."

It's not a dance if only one person is moving to the music. So we cut, and we cut and we cut, until the two remaining participants stand. Sitting there, sighing, she says to you, like a lover and a mother: "welcome home."

A parade of animals, predators and prey, the dying and the already dead. Arranged like so: rabbits, ducks, swans, birds, and whale skeletons. Nightjars flying so thick and so heavy that they line the sky like bomber planes. There are many questions here, all about our aestheticization of violence. Murder held so distant and so abstract until it isn't, but the main one is this: is it *less* violent, truly, to rip the stuffing from a doll than to kill a man? Is it better to shoot an animal than a person? In a world filled with a creeping frost so cold that it freezes your eyelids, is anything worth the warmth? "There's a serial killer loose among the Rabbits." It's not a dance if only one person is moving to the music. So we cut, and we cut and we cut, until the two remaining participants stand. Sitting there, sighing, she says to you, like a lover and a mother: "welcome home."

Shiboyugi is like really really really really really really good dude

11.03.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yeah it's just ok. A case of the OP really writing a check the show can't cash

11.03.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Support planet Jane Support planet Jane

Just casting this line again. I have a cardiology appointment tomorrow and as is usual with my doctors' stuff I don't Expect them to charge me anything but kind of who knows with this stuff. If you've liked anything I've written recently support would be lovely ko-fi.com/planetjane

11.03.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

hands you a spyce

11.03.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
TVをニパ【RELEASE THE SPYCE】OPζ˜ εƒγ€Œγ‚Ήγƒ‘γƒƒγ¨οΌγ‚Ήγƒ‘γ‚€οΌ†γ‚Ήγƒ‘γ‚€γ‚Ήγ€
TVをニパ【RELEASE THE SPYCE】OPζ˜ εƒγ€Œγ‚Ήγƒ‘γƒƒγ¨οΌγ‚Ήγƒ‘γ‚€οΌ†γ‚Ήγƒ‘γ‚€γ‚Ήγ€ YouTube video by ぽにきゃん-Anime PONY CANYON

sometimes I remember that 7 years ago there was a show about ninja girls taking magic drugs to fight crime and absolutely nobody talks about it anymore www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcg3...

11.03.2026 18:10 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2
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why did she do that

11.03.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Your Anime Orbit: OSHI NO KO – Season 2, EpisodeΒ 9 Guys, I don't think "the good Oshi no Ko" is coming back :(

Guys, I don't think "the good Oshi no Ko" is coming back :(

11.03.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Being good at acting isn't the only thing that makes a good actor.

Being good at acting isn't the only thing that makes a good actor.

borderline "people die when they are killed" dialogue in this week's Oshi no Ko

11.03.2026 16:16 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Spica Harvest from Ichi the Witch thinking 

"OKAY




WOULD"

Spica Harvest from Ichi the Witch thinking "OKAY WOULD"

Very useful images being printed in the pages of Ichi the Witch

11.03.2026 15:06 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I fully forgot about Katana Man

11.03.2026 14:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"I can't believe [artist] used [medium, format, or genre you personally consider degenerate] to tell a REAL story instead of churning out low-effort shlock!" will always say more about you than about whatever thing you're talking about.

11.03.2026 13:59 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

love Fujimoto's work but a lot of the Chainsaw Man posting over the past few days has started to edge into "unlike other mecha anime this one is about the characters" stuff lol

11.03.2026 13:51 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Classics of Anime 019
Classics of Anime 019 YouTube video by Classics of Anime

Classics of Anime - Blue Gender www.youtube.com/watch?v=waDn...

11.03.2026 01:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'd be meaner in his shoes, so....

11.03.2026 00:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this fucking sucked lol

10.03.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
the Blue Gender key visual

the Blue Gender key visual

Blue Gender (drop)

10.03.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Iria from Zeiram

Iria from Zeiram

Iria: Zeiram The Animation

10.03.2026 19:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1