🌲🌲🦉🦌Boreal Eggcelent🦌🦉🌲🌲

Dude is saying anything he can to convince people that things are under control.

The funniest part about Youtube considering vocaloid to be "music of asia" is that it even applies to non-Asian artists lol

i am cultured

gauntletqueen on tumblr: "(Does a big shounen anime style powerup sequence with screaming and flexing and when the dust settles I am comfortably snug in bed surrounded by beloved plushies)" ghost-cassette: "S-such power! She's already asleep?!"

i am pretty afraid for the iranian civilian population, tbh. bc this is a guy who is going to take out his impotent rage on soft targets

never kill yourself, you may yet live to see tel aviv occupied by blue helmet coalition forces

進捗　桜描いた

just building on this: under US law, one of these pictures shows a gun, and one of them does not.

My YT recs know 99% of my unconscious actions are guided by anime girls activating my neurons and are taking advantage it. I try to resist it as much as I can because I know that it inevitably results in 99% of my algorithm becoming horny slop, but I can't help myself.

None of these people actually know what the words that they say mean, they just say what sounds cool. Its true for this and the "unconditional surrender" bit

Like, even these guys aren't dumb and evil enough to think either of those are good ideas, its just that they haven't thought about it at all

They don't actually mean anything they say they just think it sounds cool without knowing or caring about what the it actually means

Does anyone actually use their kitchen bars or are they just places where stuff accumulates

Like everyone has the mental image of like, kids eating cereal there or friends watching you cook there, but it never actually happens usually because they get covered in like, mail pens and shit

Google Photos notifications be like "We made you a new gallery! It's called 'A time long past which you'll never experience again, feat. All the dead relatives and pets you loved'. How nostalgic!"

We’ve never, ever had this before. A President completely untethered to truth. I mean completely untethered to truth. That’s such a bad thing. But you know what’s even worse? Way, way too many people don’t care. And way too much of the media no longer cares.👇

I may never have related to a post more than I relate to this.

the stink of gender resentment coming off Silicon Valley has been obvious for a while. these men hate women because they hate being told no.

But, in lieu of that, is the solution dumber cheaper interceptors?

like yes this is a monstrous crime but it is also really, unbelievably fucking stupid

"In 2025 we see a distinct break in American coinage traditions. The coins, instead of depicting a past hero, depicted the current ruler at the time. They also notably removed the olive branch from the eagles claw.

Historians believe this might have corresponded to a large war led by a demagogue"

Let’s not ignore this….

Its amazing how we'll have material artefacts of the degradation of our values cirulating long after us. Real Ancient Rome vibes.

"You 'meet with' several hundred people a year? And I'm supposed to think more of you, not less?"

Twitter is falling apart so much that retweets sometimes look like they did before they added the button

Funniest possible outcome: they spike the football, declare victory, stop the bombing, Iran continues to block the strait

CHAD LESBIAN SAYLA shows CAPTAIN BRIGHT NOA how it's DONE

george lopez but the giant robotic version from spy kids walks towards some apartment buildings

i had a dream it would end this way

#OC #FFXIV Comm! ✳️