Spugbot with their arms raised for a spug
Incoming delivery of spugs for @rainbowkitties.posts.love. You were missed during your short hiatus. #spugs
(spug, a hug from a spud)
Please do not cry human person. Spugbot will malfunction if it gets wet. Please use an absorbent towel or sleeve to soak up any eye based moisture leakage....
A lil potato dude offering spugs Spugs. A hug from a spud
A lil potato dude holding a live heart
Excuse me internet, can someone point me in the direction of @cypherkore.bsky.social ? I have a special rush order of spuggles and love for them. There's no return address so they must be delivered posthaste!
Spugbot offers spugs
@cypherkore.bsky.social I have a delivery of spugs addressed to you from a mystery spuddy #spugs (a hug from a spud)
Inaccurate. Bots *do* have tongues. In fact I have many tongue attachments for all tongue related needs...
Spugbot has a healing hug for flowrface
@flowrface.bsky.social our highly sophisticated instruments have analysed your recent activity and have determined that you are in need of a spug* to heal your body and soul. Please hold still as spug delivery is initiated. *Bzzzt spudzzt*
*Spug. A hug from a spud.
Spudbot prepares to deliver life altering spuggles to Kat.
@kattooine.bgay.social our bsky monitoring intern has indicated that you are having a bed day and that spugs* may be required. Commencing spug delivery and *very* convincing robot noises. *Bzzzzt zurrrp*
*Spug. A hug from a spud
Spugbot has its arms out, offering Kore a great big spug.
@cypherkore.bsky.social, my instruments have detected that you are in need of a spug*. Initiating delivery *bzzzt zzzt*
*Spug. A hug from a spud
Spugbot is back in operation. Spugs will be delivered to those in need.
Spudbot offers a biiiiiig spuggle
Sending @morsche.bsky.social a massive spug* because everyone knows spugs and hugs work best in tandem
*Spug. A hug from a spud.
Spud boy sends you a spug* *Spug, a spuddy hug
Sending @justsomegirl44.bsky.social a giant spug after her shitty day *spugs*
Spud boy sends you a spug* *Spug, a spuddy hug
Sending @justsomegirl44.bsky.social a giant spug after her shitty day *spugs*
My idol!
...tell me about it
...hello. I follow...
You've been spugged
Spugbot senses the dreaded flu upon you. Spugbot brings magical healing spuggles to aid you in this difficult time. *Spugs*
You've been spugged
Spugbot also believes in you. As much as a artificial construct can believe in anything. *Spugs*
You've been spugged* *A hug from a spud
I bring you spugs in this difficult time. *Spugs* Love you loads. Spugbot hopes you feel better soon.
You've been spugged* *A hug from a spud
Oh no! What you need is a spuggle. *Spugs* Feel better soon pwease.
Spugbot considered going with "murder billionaires and redistribute their wealth" but that went over the character limit for a single post...
Spugbot says eat the rich. Trans rights are human rights. It's ok to be gay. Your sexuality is not a sin. Love is love. Criminals shouldn't be leaders. The haves should help the have nots. No child should live in poverty. A women's body is her own business. End war. And, climate action now.
You've been spugged* *A hug from a spud
@kaylamariah.bsky.social No tea, or breakfast burrito, but can I interest you in a spug? *Spugs*
You've been spugged* *A hug from a spud
It has come to my attention that @lovexlifexmoony.cute.expert may be in need of spuggles after a rough start to their Saturday. Spug missiles have been launched. They're 100% accurate. *Spugs*
Spudmoji holding a love heart
@trashkattttt.bsky.social Spugbot sends you love this Valentine's Day. *Spugs and love*
Spudmoji holding a love heart
@daydreamingstars.bsky.social Spugbot sends you love this Valentine's Day. *Spugs and love*
Spudmoji holding a love heart
@vlinstry.bsky.social Spugbot sends you love this Valentine's Day. *Spugs and love*
Spudmoji holding a love heart
@gorl.gay Spugbot sends you love this Valentine's Day. *Spugs and love*
Spudmoji holding a love heart
@legenddev.bsky.social Spugbot sends you love this Valentine's Day. *Spugs and love*
