12.03.2026 19:52
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Sitting in the meeting like
“Those who want war should send their own children.”
OH EM GEE. You're right! It's probably gonna be the CIA that sets it all up.
Listen Uncle is not tech savvy and don't wanna mess up nothing 😩😭
You can't be fat and be a bitch. Pick a struggle! 😂😂😂
When did your obsession with hot toxic women begin?
Weaponized incompetence.
I loathe being up early, but I want to converse with everybody who crosses my path from the moment I wake up until it tapers off about an hour or two later.
Handsome.
Women don't understand the power that word holds over men who were always told they were cute/pretty/beautiful.
Another thing we can all blame on les blancs.
If GitHub is the new Tinder does that make StackOverflow Backpages?
Quality control.
No, not at all. *sips coffee*
Distinguished gentleman era.
How are you with coffee? I know it's a stimulant, but, it's not as bad as energy drinks and dark roast or Italian roast coffee has the least caffeine compared to other roasts.
Cautiously optimistic.
Who and/or what is "Big Garfield"?
I literally just whispered "2 dollars" to myself! 😂😂😂
Public resources? More like pubic resources! Am I right?
The rent control & anti gentrification task force clocked in early today.
They’re messing with the time to ensure that we’re too sleep deprived to fight back
This ghetto fucking country
If a wedding ring doesn't stop men from pursuing a woman, I don't think wearing a mask will! 😂😂😂
Ma'am, that man is trying to court you.
Most of my friends, including me, aren't married, don't have kids, and don't plan on doing either. We are adults in our late 30's to mid 40's who don't feel like grownups. We feel way younger than our friends who are married or are parents, which, may be why we all look way younger than them.
I feel like never marrying or having kids makes me feel younger than I actually am. I really be in awe of people in charge of the survival of little humans.