Wack Harlow

Absolutely incredible

A DOGE staffer assigned to the National Endowment for the Humanities to flag grants for "DEI" tries to explain what "DEI" is. This deposition is part of a lawsuit by the @acls1919.bsky.social, @historians.org and @modernlanguage.bsky.social.

Wow. Took me like 20 years but KP body wash really works

Picture of a potato on its side that looks like it has a face and the face looks tired

Me at peak energy level these days

I need like twenty extra seconds in both directions of this clip

Do you tune in yet? I really enjoyed the dialogue from my small sample size. Like everything just felt good which I think is hard in a pilot episode

New Steve carrell show on HBO. Only like ten minutes in but it's very charming so far. Dr cox is in it too

That little piece of burnt garlic next to it was also surprisingly good

Roasting onions

Gays and church aren't compatible but only cause when the pastor says something good we're all in the back going "yeeeees fuck it up pastor!!!"

Luigi Mangioni looking healthy posing with some brothers in the joint

I get why his lineup is always crisp like he just got out of the chair

it’s a little bit surreal to be doing ethics training and disclosures knowing this shit is happening in every nook and cranny of the federal government

"She has fat thighs"

She has fat thighs?! Rory is terrible and still would never say that!!!

On Gilmore girls it is so so easy to know when Daniel Palladino is the writer for the episode.

Literally anytime there's a fat joke about girls or a homophobic joke, it is Daniel

Every gay person you know, they were a child once. At some point in that childhood, they found out what homosexuality was.

You can't stop either of these things happening and I don't know what you hope to achieve by intentionally making these things difficult, confusing and lonely.

Daylight savings is also an absolute nightmare at nursing homes

As a neurodivergent person, seeing Bari Weiss aggressively pushing for mocking Denmark scares me.

Bo Burnham continues to be a prophet

I showed Sacha dugtrio when he was in town and he said "oh! Triodude"

Kat I need some pokopia cookies

So far the war in Iran has cost an estimated $5.5 billion.

That's roughly $1 billion per day.

$41,666,667 per hour.

$11,574 per second.

People do not want this.

They want a living wage. They want healthcare. They want to be able to afford a home. They want their basic needs met.

The only redeeming thing to having my flight delayed seven hours was that game coming out yesterday

Pokopia is fucking fantastic

It's so ridiculous hashahahahaha

I was okay with the trials but you got me fucked up if you thought I’d go through tribulations too

Updating: The woman is Sundas "Sunny" Naqvi, a current resident of Skokie who was born in Evanston

I've said it before and I'll say it again: buy the emesis bags they have at the hospital. It's so much better than some horrible bowl or bucket

Atlas back with Rune while I interview in Asheville

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