Articulated Oxtail for the back of my armor.
It's not the full Zulu effect, but it fits my aesthetics.
24" long. 17 oz. Bull's bones, leather, stainless steel carabiner, spar polyurethane.
"Experts" on the take always are.
It snuck up on me, ironically enough.
Today is the festival of Lady Bastet!
Mother of all those slinky fuzzballs we love, and my "patron saint".
So today- stretch, play with your favorite toy, zoom around like crazy, then eat & take a nap.
I predicted this.
We had a period in history before where we let rich Christians rule.
We called it the Dark Ages for a Goddamn reason.
It's good to see the Christian Right took some time off from their busy schedule of protecting pedophiles, CSA & Trans genocide to start fucking Götterdämmerung.
This is what happens when you let the fucking Suits in the absolute plop of a religion that is Conservative Christianty run your country.
Redid my altar.
I'm a Knight of Lady Bast.
Thoughtful. Silly. Quick. Protective. Dark. Affectionate. Playful.
Deadly.
Eyes shine like stars, like moonlight on sharp steel or ready claws.
"Techboi" is a synonym for flammable.
That was as beautiful as it was true.
Thank you, gentle rhino. ❤️
Conversation pit sofa set!
They were really popular over here back in the late 60's & 70's.
"Super"- aka cyanoacrylate- glue is almost as good.
Try using NewSkin- AKA liquid bandage- it's a staple in our shop first aid kit.
Know this.
In my two score and eight years, I have achieved much.
I've known the love of many beautiful people, seen many beautiful things. I've won many accolades as I chased both fame & infamy down the halls to my forefathers.
But it all pales when held up to your light.
I love you, Lynette.
First bone, the Beginning: Nalthiz. A need, self-reliance, endurance, survival.
Second bone, the journey: birth, growth, new beginnings.
Third bone, the end. Perthro, inverted: known facts, real-world knowledge.
Threw bones for the first time in forever.
One of my church friends is pregnant, and due soon.
The wife's tarot & my bones agreed.
"Stop worrying about everything, listen to the universe, and your NEW family will be grand."
Bad day yesterday.
Woke up to my wife having a panic attack and vomiting. Finally got her to keep down her meds and asleep, then I went out and handled all the things.
After eight-plus hours in hyper-villagance mode, I finally crashed and slept for about fifteen hours.
But we made it out.
My bedroom ceiling right now.
Got a snazzy nebula projector from the Amazon returns bins at work.
$8. List price on the site? $55.
Whew. I thought something like what happened to Murakami Gennosuke happened to you!
If you don't mind me asking, what happened to your horn?
The only proper response to book banners.
Just a reminder:
Retail employees have ABSOLUTELY NO CONTROL over manufacturing, product available, ordering, shipping, warehousing, logistics, mail turnaround times, or just how bright your kinfolk are.
None. Period.
So please don't be *that* person when returning gifts to the store today.
To any Christians who may be here.
Welcome to my hearth on your most holy of days.
Rest and rejoice, in peace.
One more day- and a closing shift at that- and this nonsense will be over till next year.
Hiding tomorrow.
I may be in more danger than being kidnapped....
AI "artists" are not artists. Period.
By definition, an artist is a person who *makes art*.
Pushing a button and having your computer shit out mediocrity is not making anything other than proof of your ineptitude.
Take your slop, plagiarism software and delusions of compatance, and begone.
AI "artists" are not artists. Period.
By definition, an artist is a person who *makes art*.
Pushing a button and having your computer shit out mediocrity is not making anything other than proof of your ineptitude.
Take your slop, plagiarism software and delusions of compatance, and begone.
Grimoire of the Bull's Heart.
6 oz. Leather, hide glue, Bull's thigh bone, stainless seel hardware.
10"×12"×3. Approx. 1.75 pounds empty.
Sorry lads, this one's mine.
Still here, still alive.
In survival mode. Three weeks until this damn holiday season is done for the year.
Witches staff.
Crepe Myrtle, Copper hardware, Bloodstone set in hand-wrought copper settings, sanded to 1000 grit & sealed with four coats of spar polyurethane.
6'4" tall, approximately 5 pounds.
Vacuum cleaner?
