Day late for me but not the best to look at the news 1st thing in the morning…
03.01.2026 12:59
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Day late for me but not the best to look at the news 1st thing in the morning…
2. Saw a humpback whale pod at <10m from the boat.
Not a bad 2025 all things considered.
In dog years I'd be seven.
You died.
The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
Completely unsurprised high cholesterol is what does me in. I blame @helioscopepdx.bsky.social and its Show & Tell Wednesdays where folks bring in snacks as well for the occasion.
I almost wish I could put "Was Calendar Man" on a resume.
Soon we'll have Taco Bell winning the Franchise Wars & 3 seashells in the bathroom.
Pretty clear SOMEBODY doesn't acknowledge or follow the Wu Tang Style.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0IU...
Any time there's ham available I say "You think he likes ham, wait until you see ME like ham!"
Also every time I drive thru CA & pass by the Department of Agriculture checkpoint on I-5 I mimic shooting a machine gun while yelling "DO YOU HAVE ANY FRUIT TO DECLARE?!?"
Our youtube channel is BACK! Here’s a handsomely-produced and edited video about the making of Superman’s Pal Jimmy Olsen, with @mattfraction.bsky.social & @stevelieberart.bsky.social.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd4u...
Go look up Article 1, Section 9 and 10 on Congress.gov.
You'll need to use the Wayback Machine to do so.
Hearing Penn Jillette describes as "charmless white Shaq" on the latest @1900hotdog.bsky.social will live rent-free in my head for the rest of my life.
This effing timeline…
Back in the United States, much to the chagrin of some of you dorks.
I do appreciate how the Customs & Immigration wing of the Daniel K. Inouye airport still captures the Brutalist architecture aesthetic seen back in Washington, DC.
You seemed to be the only one enjoying it too.
Probably the defining artist of a generation without folks recognizing it.
Figured the best way to commemorate the passing of boxing great George Foreman is to make a grilled cheese sandwich.
#thisiswhyyourefat
RIP to a real one. Funny enough George Foreman is probably best remembered for these tabletop grills instead of being a heavyweight boxing champion.
Many a steak, chicken breast, burger, and even grilled cheese sandwiches were mangled in this during my college years.
Few things will motivate me to push through and add another set to my existing weight lifting circuit than some guy in a new MAGA hat taking the bench next to me.
Well we may learn soon enough if Cam is tougher than you (at least in the realm of he can win a fight against a mountain lion).
Well there's only one way to find out…
(Opens mountain lion I trapped in the forest into your bathroom)
If you go into a fight thinking you're going to lose then you already lost.
I got some Delimondo (Filipino brand) garlic & chili corned beef & decided to have hash & eggs for dinner.
All my reactions to current events will be portrayed by memes.
It's an old meme but it checks out.
RIP to a real one.
Also a bold choice for Ridley to start this film by showing parts of the 1st movie, as if he's saying "You know, you COULD be watching that movie right now instead…"
Watching "Glad2ator" as Sir Ridley Scott intended: at home on my TV while I shitpost on the internet via my phone.
I have a running theory my parents purposely sabotaged my attempts to record the TV airings of the first Robocop as each VHS copy was blank snow until the drug lab raid.
I should note I still stan for "Robocop 2" mainly because it was the 1st R-rated movie I saw in the theater, and only after begging my dad to take me to see it. I do recognize it's not as GOOD as the original, but there's some good bones in that weird film.
Imagine a movie that perfectly captures the absurdity & cruelty of corporations getting directly involved in city planning, going as far as to corroborate with criminals to gain access to property… only for its third movie to end with robot ninjas and our protagonist with a jet pack.
