Ah shit now I'm sad about Mike.
11.03.2026 01:27
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Ah shit now I'm sad about Mike.
That's a damn shame my dude...
*shushing his panicked cries* shh...shhh...it's getting very near the end...
Bosporus baby!
I am the first person this joke has occurred to.
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You have to understand that the Polymarket deal gave the league a lot of money, while their players gambling on it does not. So they aren't hypocrites!
Stop trying to get me to care about the WBC, I refuse.
Never considered that "Jeeves" wasn't one guy, but actually the plural of "Jeef" and the search engine consulted a bunch of them.
Looks cool as hell
I would like one attention please.
It's actually Hannibal Lecturer.
Oof good luck 🙏🏻
Daycare?
I've been to a Magic tournament and the answer is 12.
Braille is fucked up. Letters are already hard to see if you are vision impaired. How are they supposed to see those tiny-ass dots?
They were ousted in the Great Slut Purge of 2025.
Pacclabmech's Canon
Still an upgrade.
Couldn't be worse than my current dog, who shits all over my house.
Jesus Christ
Free body shampoo drinks what the fuck does that mean?
There will be horrors waiting when you are ready, just focus on you for now.
More women than ever deserve the right to vote and I'll be damned if I'm going to let anyone stop those women!
I guess maybe I'm just too woke, but I believe most women should be able to do whatever they damn well choose with their lives!
Really leaning into the "Baby Bulls" thing.
Happy birthday to all the international women out there.
Shameless marketing ploy.
They call it the "five hole" because you can stick your whole hand in there.