Snail Simulator

I'm very sad to say I must cancel this weekend's party due to a surgery I'll be having

The next Snail Party will be Sat Mar 21 @ noon PT / 3 PM ET / 8 PM UTC! See you there 🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌

Oh, good: Discord's age verification rollout has ties to Palantir co-founder and panopticon architect Peter Thiel Discord is "experimenting" with an age authentication vendor whose major investors include Thiel's Founders Fund.

Please cancel your Nitro subs.

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Imagine being offended by 15 minutes of an American singing in another language.

Just some pics from today's Snail Express™

i added a background

i drew a snail

Let's play a game!
What's the game with the fewest Steam reviews you can find that has a Wikipedia page?
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February Snail Party is Scheduled!

Sat Feb 28 @ noon Pacific / 3 PM Eastern / 8 PM UTC

Discord event: discord.gg/snailsim?eve...

Twitch Twitch is the world

We do them monthly!

You can coordinate by watching my Twitch (snailsim.com/twitch), but really the only thing you need to do is show up!

I will be announcing the next date and time shortly both here and on the Discord 🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌

I had such a fun time being silly snails, snorsing around, and yapping in @snailsim.bsky.social with my friends. It's also a nice reminder to take things slow sometimes and enjoy the journey

just snorsin' around

One of my favorite bug reports to date

@snailsim.bsky.social for u

Sneautiful.

Snail Party on Saturday at 6 PM PT / 9 PM ET!

It's a snonor

Next Snail Party is scheduled!

Sat Jan 31 @ 6 PM Pacific / 9 PM Eastern / Sun Feb 1 @ 1 PM AEST

Save 40% on Snail Simulator on Steam Have you ever wanted to be a snail? Now you can be! Explore the vast Snearth with snail friends! Join monthly Snail Parties! MMOS (Massive Multiplayer Online Snails)! BECOME a snail (in a simulation)!

Snail Simulator is 40% off / $2.99 USD!

It's Steam Winter Sale time!

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Save 25% on Snail Simulator on Steam Have you ever wanted to be a snail? Now you can be! Explore the vast Snearth with snail friends! Join monthly Snail Parties! MMOS (Massive Multiplayer Online Snails)! BECOME a snail (in a simulation)!

Snail Sim is 25% off / $3.74 USD!

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Super cute new merch by @jam-n-tea.bsky.social

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Screenshots from today's Snarty!

Snail Party is TODAY!

Noon Pacific / 3 PM Eastern / 8 PM UTC!

Lastly: I've got some new changes coming up for November's Snail Party I'm SUPER excited about... I have been giggling to myself while developing them. Super excited to show them off

💞SNAIL🐌💞STRONG🐌💞TOGETHER🐌

Steam Search

Having a high ratio of Steam reviews is tremendously helpful, it helps the game get on lists like Under $5 & Multiplayer. We're #2 on that list when sorted by User Reviews (link below)! So thanks again everysnail.

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Heck it's been a good week.

We just hit 1,000 reviews on Steam with a 98% positive review rate!! Thank you all so much 😭 I've been feeling overwhelmed and grateful for the Snommunity and the growth this last week 💞

Snail Party! We lined up for a group photo 🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌 YouTube video by Snail Simulator

Snail Party! We lined up for a group photo 🐌🐌🐌🐌🐌 youtu.be/Lk6EnNPiAoI?...

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Snail Party Sat Nov 22 @ noon PT / 3 PM ET!

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Save 50% on Snail Simulator on Steam Have you ever wanted to be a snail? Now you can be! Explore the vast Snearth with snail friends! Join monthly Snail Parties! MMOS (Massive Multiplayer Online Snails)! BECOME a snail (in a simulation)!

Snail Sim is 50% off!

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Save 50% on Snail Simulator on Steam Have you ever wanted to be a snail? Now you can be! Explore the vast Snearth with snail friends! Join monthly Snail Parties! MMOS (Massive Multiplayer Online Snails)! BECOME a snail (in a simulation)!

Snail Sim is 50% off / $2.49 USD!

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Join the Snail Simulator ๑ï ๑ï ๑ï Discord Server! Come snail around with us! Official server for Snail Simulator, the world's greatest snail MMO | 3475 members

Snail Party Tomorrow!

Sat Sep 20 @ 12 PM PT / 3 PM ET

Discord event: discord.gg/SnailSim?eve...

Steam event: store.steampowered.com/news/app/150...