A man with a BMI of 28 and a receding hairline just called me ugly 🤣
15.02.2025 06:02
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A man with a BMI of 28 and a receding hairline just called me ugly 🤣
I think one of my friends is possessed by the ghost of a horse
💇🏻♂️
face n’ waist
Hi. Sorry for not being on here so much a lot of you annoy me 🩷
Good golly 🤤
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Then next man that lies to me is getting waterboarded. Like I swear to fucking god.
#MyCalvins
Not as flat as mine babes ✨
When I was 19, I snuck into the cemetery where my dad’s side of the family is buried with a guy I was dating at the time and we literally had sex on top of the grave while we were high.
Tell me why when I have Hinge set to my location in Phoenix I have zero matches, but I set it to someplace in Europe and I wake up with 25+ matches??? 🥲
Imagine not liking me and I’m just in my room getting fucked by your father
2019 ⏩️ 2024 🫣
I have such a small waist, yet nobody to grab onto it :(
face n’ waist
I’m thankful for most of you. Some of you are really annoying xx
Pronouns: He/Him
Height: 5’11
Shoe: 9
Zodiac: ♓️
Smoke: 🌱 only
Tattoos: 19
Piercings: Just my ears lol
Fave drink: Paloma
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#newtoBluesky
#gaybluesky
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Ready to be stuffed 🦃
Surround yourself with the kind of people who support their local library, bakery, bookstore, and café.
I need someone’s dad to spit on me 👹ASAP👹
It’s sad how half of the silent films are considered lost and will never be found
Literal perfection 👌🤍✨
Polaroids ft. my huge nose 👃🏻
Good golly 🔥
Does anybody know how to put out an electrical fire? 😬
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sunday ✨
Who wants me wife me up? (I just end up getting anxiety and cancel before we have our first date)
take them off with your teeth 😏