The wet bandits withstand so much damage from kevin’s attacks. They should be called the Powerful Bandits
22.12.2025 05:26
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The wet bandits withstand so much damage from kevin’s attacks. They should be called the Powerful Bandits
in canada bottom surgery is free but they give your pussy gacha mechanics
A liittle comic of my dog character with a speech bubble that says “Hey, Saren, how’s your burrit—OH-“. Sarens response is to grip her burrito aggressively and glare at the viewer with little JJBA style “menacing” around her face
she becomes evil…. #eggucart
General: (on radio) Your weapons are powered by the guilt you feel over your dead wife. By harnessing Silent Hill’s fog energy you can unlock new Guilt Battle Stances. I’m marking a deposit of Guiltonium on your minimap
He flew on Epstein’s 727 because the CIA had him do a HALO jump into a well-defended compound to assassinate an ambassador.
What's your favorite soup??
a draw-over of the lion roaring at an unbotbhered monkey meme) my wife's sharksona, Saren, is on the left, screaming at my fursona, Egg- who looks smug and unbothered.
not falling 4 my wife's ragebait #eggucart
im not interested in any AI chatbots until someone makes one that’s Char Aznable and over the course of two months he convinces me its my duty to do real world crimes
This is canon 2 the Eva lore btw
my fursona, egg, holding an empty zebra cake box while saying "I may have cut the zebra population in half" while my gf's fursona is saying "You also cut the cake population in half"
SOMEBODY thinks she's a comedian lmfao
#egguca
Last Name Law: normal stuff
First Name Law: something very fucked up happened
image from the opening of Escape From new York showing a map of Manhattan Island Prison, the containment wall, and Statue of Liberty Island Security Control
i hope Trump watches Escape from New York next and asks for Manhattan to be returned to its 1997 state: a walled maximum security prison containing only prisoners and the worlds they have made.
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@redbull.com
Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes YA authors
(tired and drunk while playing Clue) Fuck I dunno...
A chibi doodle of my fursona, egg, slurping on some cup ramen, the ramen cup says “pup noodles” !
slllrrrrp~!
Warmup before work!! #eggucart
a 2 panel comic of 5 buds in a discord call, one is sharing their screen with a random movie generator Panel one shows a sheep (Vinny) saying "So we all agree, no matter what movie it picks we HAVE to watch it." Panel 2 shows the movie has picked Austin Powers, and there is a LOUD!! speech bubble from a shark (Saren) screaming "YES!!!" into her mic in response
MOVIE NIGHT !!! #eggucart
a warm up doodle of my gf's character looking irritated while my fursona looks shocked, covering their mouthwith their paws and shouting "EVIL!"
I’ve developed a bad habit of shouting “evil!!!!” Anytime someone close to me expresses frustration #eggucart
MADOKA: But m-my parents taught me "hurt people hurt people...."
KYUBE: Excellent. It sounds like they gave you wise instructions.
a two panel comic top panel: a small dog yelling "WHAT IS UR FAVE DINOSAUR?!" mudskipper: headbutters! weevil: longnecks! shark: plesiosaurus! sheep: therizinosaurus! elk: i dont like dinosaurs. second panel: all the characters are now real life stock photos of the animal of the fursonas standing around the elk, the dog asking "not even badass ones?"
the vc is in shambles rn #eggucart
RFKjr: As far as measles go we've been seeing great results from drinking your own urine while holding a gem that corresponds to your birth month and then walking widdershins around a red oak with a cockerel buried at its base
Photo from Pee Wee's Playhouse of Lynne Marie Stewart as Miss Yvonne. She's on a tv screen holding a can up to her head like a phone and saying "Great. Pick me up at 8:00"
The same as before, now she's saying "I'll be the beautiful woman standing outside in front of my house."
RIP Lynne Marie Stewart :(
oh hey it's NITW's 8th anniversary for all who celebrate
bro be thou a spirit of health or a goblin damn'd
Can’t these eggheads just make a healthy cigarette
"so nautical" my girlfriend mutters in her sleep like if u agree
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
A shark girl with long blond hair wearing headphones and exclaiming “A VILLAIN GOT ME!!!” with text underneath reading *got downed by another player
I love that her impulse is to identify enemy players in fortnite as “villains” #eggucart
You have no enemies to fight.
If you're doing things right, you're too busy fighting your friends and loved ones
