Luke

The Removed DOGE Deposition Videos Have Already Been Backed Up Across the Internet On Friday a judge ordered those who uploaded the videos to YouTube to remove them. By Saturday, a backup of the videos was available online as a torrent and on the Internet Archive.

torrents are undefeated:

www.404media.co/the-removed-...

"I don't know how to make this" is an opportunity to fucking LEARN.

"i wouldnt have been able to make this without AI" then don't make it? i would love to do all kinds of things I can't do, those are the confines of the world in which we live, you dipshits

Kristi Noems husband 10 days after they get a dog from the pound

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

scrambling to find a new doctor after hearing sublime while on hold

Because the night belongs to shovels/Because the night belongs to plows

legit laughed out loud the first time I read this one to my daughter

a clear violation of the NAP smh

feet looking like early Penny Arcade character designs. 1998 webcomics ass shoes

burning down the world's last rainforest so I can finally tell my daughter whether the mouse in Goodnight Moon canonically likes the bowl full of mush

I love when games feel like having an anxiety attack (complimentary)

congrats to Denis Leary on the WaPo column I guess?

this is just the 90s hack comedian "coffee flavored coffee" ranting but with an inflated sense of diagnosing The Downfall of Western Civilization

and here I thought all those emails offering me hump-plumping injectables were just spam

Screenshot of an email subject line from Northwestern Medicine that says "Think You Have a Parasite? Don't Panic"

email you find in the first level of a survival horror game

journalism is so important

when your toddler wakes up crying at 3 in the morning because she can't find her pillow in the dark

hat that says NYC with a hammer & sickle for the C

coffee mug that says i heart nicotine

Means Workwear made Tucker Carlson merch dupes

www.meansworkwear.com/collections/...

He expects they’ll only be up for a very short time (until Carlson finds out and makes them stop).

congrats to the creator of daylight savings time for inventing the only kind of time theft that isn't cool and chill and in fact completely sucks shit

worst day of the year. hour stolen from night time given to the smug idiot breakfast eaters. the rise and shine clowns

i assume this is implied for most of your posts

Trent Rez in the head like a hole vid

Pain at the pump 🎶
Feel like a chump 🎶
Just checked the news 🎶
Outbreak of Mumps 🎶

seems bad

I like my job and all but I’d rather be playing Chrono Trigger

lol. lmao, even

Well gamers, it seems like America really has been "Grabbed by the Ghoulies".

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It appears that we're all living in Devil World (デビルワールド Debiru Wārudo)