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I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

Congrats to them🥂

Surely celebratory tipple is in order?

Morning. xx

Hm... 🤔

Thank you☺️

Been a big lad and applied for a new job.
Really sold myself, should get an interview if the job description is accurate.

After nearly 20 years in the same organisation, similar roles, I thought it’d be a wrench

Shows how I’ve been taken for granted that I’m looking forward to something new.

In the comments, someone mentions she was struck down before her full transformation into Guilfoyle, so I think you have something.

Spain’s MEP Irene Montero speaking to reporters

Irene Montero: No woman has ever been freed by American bombs or illegal aggression — Not in Syria. Not in Iraq. Not in Afghanistan. It will not happen in Iran either

When they want to sell their oil wars, their wars for profit, their imperial wars — they hide behind women’s rights to justify them

It's not my job to judge people, it's more like a hobby.

Dear Shabana, I notice today that you referred to me in your speech on immigration at the IPPR think tank. You said: “A party leader should not be on the beaches of France encouraging people to make a perilous crossing on small boats.” I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised especially after the hateful Labour campaign in Gorton and Denton, but this is just the latest in a string of lies peddled by a discredited Government who intentionally fan the flames of racism and division. When I went to Calais, I was not there to encourage people to travel to the UK. I was there to see at first hand the suffering your Government and successive Governments have done in demonising migrants in a pathetic bid to pander to the base instincts of Reform and the flawed strategy of Morgan McSweeney. As you will know, if you even bothered to research my visit instead of taking Reform talking points, I was there to witness the brutality of families living in tents in freezing temperatures. I filled water tanks and picked up litter. What that visit did do is confirm my belief that if we are to smash the boat gangs and stop the boats, we need to offer safer and managed routes for migrants to come to this country. Showing compassion as a politician is not a crime. In fact, we need to see much more of it. It reminded me of a young MP who in October 2015 spent three days in Lesbos helping migrants fleeing war-torn Syria. She posted videos on X, talked about handing out water and croissants to refugees and food parcels. When she returned to the UK, she wrote a very moving piece in the New Statesman. She said “we have to work with our European partners and create new, safe, and legal routes for refugees to get to Europe. We cannot abandon them to their fate, left as prey for smugglers whilst risking death on the seas.” She said “maybe we can make ourselves feel better by saying no-one is making them get on the boats. And again, the Home Secretary is not entirely wrong when …

Dear Shabana,

Let's clear some things up around migration and remember we're talking about people's lives.

Hoping it gets sunny later🤞

Petition: Nationalise water companies to make water a non profit publicly owned asset To make water a non profit making national asset that ensures we have a secure water infrastructure that ensures our water security for future generations.

Petition: Nationalise water companies to make water a non profit publicly owned asset
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Like the sun, bathing in your light is glorious😍

An expat in Dubai has a startling revelation: the Stephen Collins cartoon Reality check …

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a little bit of hope!

Thinking about Red Dwarf. Shout out to Rob Grant.

I was born in an Iranian prison. My parents were held in their jails. My uncles lie in their mass graves. Nothing you can tell me about the crimes of the Iranian regime that I haven't lived in blood and bone. That doesn't mean I want my people bombed, maimed, killed, their homes in ruins. If your vision of liberation comes only through the destruction of innocent lives, then it's not freedom you're after. Sahar Delijani, Iranian author

I am pro Iranian people. I stand with them against their own government’s repression AND against the imperial violence in the form of bombs dropped from the sky from Israel & the US who have already killed hundreds.

I support neither imperialism or dictatorship.

Sahar Delijani said it best:

Adrian Chiles is wondering why his eBay account is "under review". Possibly.

Never change, King 👑

You are all stars - Focused and Filthy Thank you to everyone who has commented and liked my posts over this February PhotoFest. It may not have been my best photographs but it’s such a fun thing to do each year. Let’s hope it isn’t my last...

My final day of #FebruaryPhotoFest #FebPhotoFest and a big thank you. focusedandfilthy.com/2026/02/28/y...

Indeed!😊

Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads: The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same... - Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

So nice of you to share, too😍

“The children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe; and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality.” - James Baldwin

It’s the 27th of February and for my penultimate photo of this years #FebruaryPhotoFest #FebPhotoFest I thought you might like one of my wet look outfits. focusedandfilthy.com/2026/02/27/w...

I think we can safely say that the Labour Party no longer represents the workers, it's now the political party of the slightly bitter male upper middle-manager

If a group of people coming together and using the democratic process to stop another group of people that want to eradicate them from gaining power is sectarianism, then I'm all for it.

ik we're all enjoying labour having a terrible day but it's also great bcos hannah spencer is a legit person. a proper, local, working class woman and she beat out all the slick political pricks.

local candidates are just always gonna be better and we need to return to that kind of politics.

matt goodwin *will* see your jokes about him and they will gnaw away at what’s left of his soul forever and ever and ever

Let’s take a moment to enjoy that Tory number.

“Please, my deposit, she is very sick”