The 3 S’s: sun and socks with sandals ☀️😎✌️

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Footprints in the Sand 👣

If your hair looks great in the woods and a tree falls, but no one sees it, did your hair even look great?

Go to bed, bitch. 😴

Yes.

Really happy for you guys! 

Horny for love.

It’s really good.

Shoutout to quiet, foggy mornings.

No, I literally can’t. I’ve been making it for so many years and I just follow my heart. Thanks, though.

I lived it: It got cold and I just blacked out. When I came to, the rice cooker was going off and the gumbo was ready.

Teabagging is essential.

It’s been so long I think I forgot how to do this. Up and down, right? Is that it? Spot me.

sunday slip

That was the idea. ;)

Not dressing up this year, but I did dress up THIS year and felt pretty good about it. Normalize wearing molded, plastic torsos year round. Happy Halloween, y’all.

Who is that man I see staring straight back at me?

Lily Allen - Pussy Palace (Visualiser) YouTube video by Lily Allen

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🗣️ Leak the full the exchange!

photosynthesizing

Hair is entering push-back territory. Watch this space.

Proud of my spooky boys. 🎃

🧌fe fi fo fum…
onto these tiddies,
let’s get some sun🌞

Nothing to see here. Just keeping the lights on at my local rotisserie chicken establishment and reaping the benefits. 🍗

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“Went to Fat Bear Week and everyone knew you.” -cunty little park ranger

“Black-And-White Things” was a Connections group today.

“One ticket, please!” 🎟️